Thursday, April 23, 2009

10 Reasons Not To Go Clubbing




1. Women are stuck up
2. Nobody is dancing just looking at who is
3. The musical selection is repetitive
4. Paying to get in (it's the principle not the money)
5. Not enough women and too many men
6. People spilling their drink on you
7. Getting your shoes stepped on
8. Waiting in line
9. Sharing sweat with people around you
10. Watered down expensive drinks

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