Thursday, June 4, 2009

Things that make u go hmmmmmmm!!!

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If all is not lost, where is it?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

So what's the speed of dark?

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

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