*~*Top Reasons To Date a Soccer Player*~* 1. We have the right touch. 2. We are used to scoring. 3. We can go in soft or hard. 4. We will make you scream for more. 5. Sweating is no problem. 6. Skill is definite. 7. We will play anywhere and anytime. 8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions. 9. We have tremendous stamina & endurance. 10. We always are on the top. 11. We are not afraid to get down and dirty. 12. We have good ball skills. 13. We play the field until we score. 14. We know how to take it down the middle.