Pickup Line Comebacks

1. After hearing a pickup line:
"I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

2. He says: "I know how to please a woman."
You say: "Then please leave me alone."

3. He says: "I can tell that you want me."
You say: "You're so right. I want you to leave."

4. He says: "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
You say: "Yes, and that's why I never went back."

5. He says: "Is this seat empty?"
You say: "Yes and this one will be too if you sit down."