Tiger Woods Ass Whooping?

Did Tiger Woods wife go ape shit on him with a golf club. I don't know about you, but Tiger Woods does not have the balls for this one. I mean what? He cheated on his wife? I didn't know Tiger Woods had the balls to do this honestly. Well for all of you doubters out there who thought that he wasn't Black enough. There you have it folks Tiger Woods is officially black.

However, he is being let off the hook though like a white guy would. LOL!

Random Video of the Day.

The production on this track is crazy, the concept was new and never seen at the time. Not sure that anyone has even attempted to execute it since then either.

Nas - One Mic

Poetic Thoughts

It's easy to sit there and think you got it the worse.
The whole world is against you and you've been cursed.
Because, you had a bad day or even week or two.
Who's to say that someone else hasn't had it even worse than you.

Your parents tried all they could but still they poor.
That they tried all they could to keep you from walking out that door.
But you vowed to be nothing like them, you wanted more.
You'd either sell that work or get a team of whores.

People swear that once they get rich things will be all better.
No matter how much money you have you can't change the weather.
Like anything else it's just a means to an ends.
You can only drive one at a time, the Lex coupe, Beamer or the Benz.

Still you convince yourself that the reward is worth all the risk.
When you look down to see a wad of money in your fist.
Before handing it over to the angry man with the night stick.
As he ushers you into a cell where a cot and toilet can barely fit.

Must see movie.

The twograsshoppers recommends ...

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Top Caribbean Vacation Destinations - Part 1

At twograsshoppers we emphasize the importance of vacation, as it gets colder and colder we can't help but think about vacation and escaping to warmer climate. Here is part 1 of the Top Caribbean destinations.

1) Anguilla - At the moment Anguilla is probably one of the most prestigious top 10 vacation destinations of the Caribbean. It is a small and sparely populated island in the Caribbean Sea with a tropical climate moderated by northeast trade winds. Besides its superb beautiful white sand beaches with crystal clear waters, its contemporary international style and marvelous panoramic views, Anguilla is also renowned for its fantastic selection of restaurants, spas and luxurious world-class hotels. However, they don't come inexpensive. Even basic accommodations can be unaffordable, though affordable guest houses can be found. Mostly, people who travel to Anguilla are looking for rest and relaxation. Taking the air on the beaches, swimming, sunning and reading are the favorite activities. The island is well renowned for a few of the best dive waters all over the globe. Anguilla is vulnerable to hurricanes from June to November.

2) Aruba - Aruba is one of the free-tax zone in the Caribbean, making the island to one of the most attractive top 10 vacation destinations located in the very heart of the southern Caribbean, only a two hour flight from Miami and about 15 miles north of Venezuela. It is one of the Caribbean's most popular island destinations, at once breathtakingly calm and serene and dramatically rugged at the same time, a tropical paradise of extraordinary beauty and absolutely perfect if you are in search of a vacation full of sun. It is a place to visit all year-around, the temperatures are moderate and there is not a major rainy season. Aruba is much dryer than many of the other islands in the Caribbean, and the wind blows year-round. The island lies outside the hurricane belt, so it is safe to travel there even in high hurricane season.Aruba features beautiful hidden beaches, surfboarders gliding across the waves, impressive casino action, a championship golf course and overwhelming shopping in the charming capital of Oranjestad. For those travelers looking for plenty of outdoor activities, Aruba definitely delivers with many water based activities such as fishing, scuba diving, snorkeling, and boating. You can also find a lot of excellent high end restaurants and great nightlife that has made Aruba world renown.

3) Barbados - Barbados is a comparatively flat island situated in the easterly Caribbean Sea just to the north of Trinidad. There is a glitzier, more sophisticated feel to Barbados than most other Caribbean islands, it also features some of the best hotels and resorts in the Caribbean that makes the island to one of the top 10 vacation destinations in the Caribbeans to go for a honeymoon.Barbados is a beautiful coral island with a special charm and warmth, with never ending powdery white sand beaches, an attractive year-round climate of sea breezes and sunshine, exotic botanical gardens, acres of abundant, rolling sugar cane fields, and a rich and exciting history. Besides, the island is one of the best, and most popular ports of call in the Caribbean. Barbados is blessed with a near ideal climate. It is a year-round destination, dryer than most other Caribbean islands, even though you may want to avoid the rainy season from June to November. The joyous island ambiance, the active local scene and rhythmical music, making Barbados one of the most powerful beach cultures around the globe.

4) Curacao - Curacao is viewed as one of the most beautiful islands in the Caribbean, really a tropical paradise. Situated at the southern part of the Caribbean off the coast of Venezuela. Only 2 1/2 hours from Miami, this vacation destination is the largest island in the Netherland Antillies. It has a warm, sunny climate all over the year, is tucked below the hurricane belt in the south Caribbean and has a very low incidence of terrible storms. Curacao is an outstanding place for divers and provides some of the best shore diving in the Caribbean, if not the world. Divers and snorkelers will particularly value highly the thirty-eight beaches on the island and the sixty-eight dive places near Curacao. The never-ending sun attracts many tourists, both Europeans and Americans. Curacao is renowned for wonderful clear water, glittering clean beaches, and friendly locals. The beaches are not as genuine and original as those on several of the other Caribbean islands, but they do host a more cosmopolitan kind of fun with their water activity vendors and casinos. The capital of Willemstad is full of restaurants, shops, nightlife, and cultural museums while it retains its centuries-old past. Divers will savor the coral reefs and hikers will want to discover the national parks on the island. And every people will welcome the friendly nature and hospitality that the island-dwellers exude to the great number of tourists from across the globe that travel to Curacao.

5) Dominican Republic - The Dominican Republic (DR) is situated on an island that was looked up to as Hispaniola in the age of adventurers. It is the second-most impressive and largest of the wonderful Antilles islands, and lying westerly of Puerto Rico and easterly of Jamaica and Cuba. The Dominican Republic is one of two countries on the second largest island in the Antilles islands. Haiti is the other nation sharing the island to the eastern, with Puerto Rico that lies westerly. Haiti faces the Caribbean Sea and the Dominican Republic faces the Atlantic Ocean and makes up roughly two thirds of the island.With many miles of picturesque beaches with coconut palms as well as spectacular mountains and landscapes, this vacation destination is perfect for weddings and honeymoons alike, letting newlyweds get-go their shoes and relax in the sun. Fancy or familiar, thrilling or relaxed, this destination features a vast range of hotels and resorts and opportunities to meet every budget and style.

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Most Common Breakup Techniques

1. The Disappearing Act - no he/she is not a magician, but chances are if you haven't heard from them in a while (no text, no phone call, no email, no letter, no sign language) or seen them, you have fallen victim to this tactic. Usually this method is reserved for the young, immature, unable to be honest and upfront person, but is not exclusive to them. Do not try to track this person down or find out why they "disappeared" just let it go and move on.
2. The "I'm getting back with my ex" - while this may mean, they have a history with their previous lover, boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, that is stronger than any new relationship they are forming with you, it may also be a cop out. If you are aware that this person is recently single or out of a relationship, they can keep this little nugget in their back pocket as a way to escape you and either go back to their ex or say that they are, without much argument from you, because who can argue with love?
3. The "It's not you it's me" - while this may be the most popular break up line in the history of relationships, understand that while this is not the best way to say it, it means, "Don't take it personal, but this is just not working for me". When you consider the alternative, would you rather hear this or that "Your breath stinks, you don't move during sex, we've gone out 6 times and you've worn the same thing 3 of those times, I like your sister better, or what was your friends number again?". If someone is lame enough to give you this line, then do you really want to be with them or wonder why?
4. The Intentionally Getting Caught - is often reserved for couples that have been in a long term relationship, where over the course there have been trust issues or concerns about infidelity. One party will conveniently leave their phone unlocked or laying around, knowing that your curiousity will force you to read their text messages or emails; sparking an argument about what was found or about the lack of trust in the relationship. Either way this argument will inevitably end in break up, because this is what the instigator is aiming for.
5. The "I need to find myself, not ready to settle down" - is usually implemented in younger relationships where individuals really do need to find themselves or determine who they are, before settling down for life at the age of 15 during their first "young love". However, many older individuals steal this technique for their younger counterparts under the guise that they too fear long term commitment often blaming it on their parents divorce or being poorly treated by the opposite sex. In fact, they just want to play the field, date whoever and relive their youth that they missed while being in a long term relationship through their adolescent years.

Maybe I'm wrong and the club or bar IS the best place to find your soulmate.

Am I the only one sick of the same old night life?

Clubs are full of makeup covered, perfume drenched over gel'd, sloppy drunk males and females.

Many of the women do not want to be approached, smiled at, or even within a few feet of the men. The men do not want to do anything other than approach, smile at and be within a few inches of the women.

The music is playing too loud for you to even clearly understand a person's name, "Candy? Sandy? Mandy? ohhh Denise", let alone have a real conversation. (I used to love loud music, all the time, I had a system in my car that used to set off car alarms as I drove down my street, seriously). So what does that leave, sexual and physical attraction ONLY.

Let me tell you when I was in my late teens and early 20s that was not more than enough, that was IT! "Me like her body" to which her reaction in my mind was "Me like his body" and from there it was all over except for the awkward morning after.

I know I've gotten older because that caveman mentality has faded. Don't get me wrong, I still have primal, animalistic attractions, desires and urges like anyone else, but there's got to be more to it, right?

Girls say, "I go to the club to dance and have fun with my friends." To which I must declare, BULLSHIT. Sure you dance amidst ogling the men and suggestive staring over at them with your come hither eyes, until one of them tries to talk to you and you tell them you're not interested, have a boyfriend or are married.

I used to wonder why, but then I figured it out, girls, love to feel like they can still attract a man, even if they are in a long term committed relationship or even lesbian for that matter. They just want to know that IF they were interested, they could have a man. We call that "ego-trippin'".

Men on the other hand, didn't just come out to dance or have a drink, well sometimes they just come out for a drink, but rarely. The only time you ever find me in one of these establishments is for a friends birthday or if I've been convinced and foolishly comply to the "Give it a try, it's not that bad, this place is really different, it's nice!"

I've always wondered if there are many stories at weddings or to children when asked, "How did you guys meet? or Where did you meet mum, dad? that start off with, "I was standing across the busy club and saw her standing on the bar shaking her goodies" or "She was standing in the kiddie bath tub in the middle of the bar water dripping from her body, as she raised the beer mug she had just won in the wet t-shirt content."

Random Video of the Day.

The concept of this video was well executed ... take a look.

Another end of the world movie?!?!

In recent memory I question why are there so many movies about the end of the world?

Don't believe me ... think about it ... Armageddon, Independence Day, Day After Tomorrow, I am Legend and most recently 2012.

I think it's in order to instill fear in society and create greater dependencies on the system. Whoa, I know, some of you may think I'm reaching a little bit but think about it. Whenever you or someone has seen one of these movies leaves the theatre you can't help but wonder or think, "What if that really did happen?", "What if the world ended in 2012?". (SEE, now they have you thinking from a fearful perspective).

BUT, what I really think it's about especially in times like these, movies of this type are meant to ignite or spark the economy. If you are faced with you own mortality, most people are encouraged, motivated or eager to live what remaining life you have to the fullest. Buying that thing you always wanted, taking that trip you've been putting off, investing in something you always dream about.

So maybe these movies are a good thing, for the economy and overall morale. Maybe all movies should be about the potential destruction, demise, or obliteration of the Earth.

I still don't think so, but that's me ... what do you think?

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Short Man or Short Dick Which is Worse!!

Hey Ladies

What is worse dating a short guy 5"5 or shorter.

Or dating a guy with a short penis?




Ladies what do you think ?

Two Grasshoppers: Californication !!!

I just wanted everyone please take a moment to watch this show if you have a chance it comes highly recommended and will keep your attention most definitely.

This show can be categorized as a "dramedy" and is doing a great job at putting out high quality comedy and the personification of life as we all know it.

Ignorance is Just Plain Ignorant

You may have heard the phrase "Ignorance is Bliss" before. There is nothing misleading about this sentence. It indicates that lack of knowledge is synonymous with utter joy; that being unenlightened will set you free; that being uneducated, unaware and uninformed is ok. What this statment that is so commonly used in today's society really says is that ignoring and knowing as little as possible about everything limits our individual power. Ignorance is what leads us to watch tv shows about bafoonery. Ignorance is what attracts us to music with lyrical content about drugs, sex and money. Ignorance is what temps us to idol and praise materialist objects. With this being said, no one is perfect and we all need indulgences in different ignorant forms to relax sometimes. Ignorance should only be an escape from reality, not our everyday life form. So, if you choose to indulge once and a while, also make the choice to balance your life with meaningful knowledge. Don't make the choice to ignore and revert to only what you see and hear because some of the greatest truths can be discovered by a willingness to learn.

Poetic Thoughts

Remember when I cared what you had to say?

When this love of ours was new,
When I used to call just to ask "How do you do?"
And say the things I knew you wanted to hear
You realizing I was lying was my only fear

Remember when I cared what you had to say?

And I asked you about your day
I patiently sat there listening in the most attentive way
Smiling and nodding out of an apparent genuine interest
But now I'm here thinking, "How can I get out of here to see my mistress?"

Remember when I cared what you had to say?

You used to say, "Don't go", and I'd listen
Now, I'm out the door, before you can realize I'm missing.
Sneeking back in before you wake
Staggering, I'm tipsy and even half baked

Remember when I cared what you had to say?

I used to tell you to mind your own business as I walked away.
We used to laugh and joke and be at each others throats the next day.
You whispered, "Bye", now that you've had enough and gone your own way
Door closes behind you, as I mute the TV and I ask, "What'd you say?"

You hear me through the door, but don't turn back, thinking to yourself...
"Remember when you cared what I had to say?"

This just in...November Turn-Offs

Women wearing tight pants with panty lines.. (shiver)

Women with big feet (shiver)

Women with dry feet bottoms

Women with No Bum...like absolutely no bum at all.

Women who smoke cigarettes

Overly arrogant females who think they are too pretty.

Loud black girls

Women who wear too much make up

Sloppy drunk women

Women with dirty shoes

Women who talk too much or too loud

Men who wear tight pants like " I didn't know True religion mades spandex?" tight.

Men who have dry lips that crack and bleed.

Men with bad breath..this can also apply for the ladies side too.

Men who are overly aggressive with their ladies

Men who yell at women....period

Men who dress like a Nerd's but are not Nerd's at all

Men who act black, but clearly are not black or close to it.

Talking black...what the fuck does that mean.

All MY Independent Ladies!!!

Hey It's Me again the Salty One....Mr.Sean Salty Sax.....

I have decided to post this for all my Independent Women out their who have their own living space, own car and make their own money. I like to see a women who has her own and uses more than what God gave her to make it through life's good times and bad times. However, what these Independent women do not tell you is that although they are paying for these things on their own and making their own way in life, their credit is ass backwards and they do not have enough money to take you on a date. I love the fact that women of today are so independent and confident in themselves that in some social circles you may hear the following comments being blurted out....

" I don't need a man to make me happy!"

" That guy is so broke, he couldn't even pay for my dinner, the movie after and the gas to get us there. Plus it was our two week anniversary and since I bought him a gift, he did not offer to buy me anything. "

" I need a man who has a real job"

and blah blah blah blah blah the list goes on.

Well ladies, I am here to speak about some of these concepts, wants, demands, requests, prayers, wishes, threats and suggestions with this article " All My Independent Ladies" .

It is the year 2009 and women of today can afford their own material items. Gone are the days where men pay for their tuition fees, car insurance, clothes, transportation costs, cell phone, credit card bills and any other Western "needs" that the mainstream media has brainwashed them with thinking they need. "We can get it on our own Y'all!!"

Gone are the days where women need you to pay for the movie and dinner and maybe, just maybe they will give you some pussy if they think you deserve it. Gone are the days where, you pay for her hair and nails to get done. Gone are the days where you change the oil on her car and take her to get her windows tinted on her car, plus pay for the tint job because you know why? She is an independent woman.

If that is the cause all you independent women I challenge you in reversing the gender roles and paying for everything on your own ( Yes that does include Daddy's money also he is a male, too sorry!!! No money from Daddy on the low either)

The funniest thing about this entire concept which may be foreign or even offensive to some of you women out there is that they do not let anyone know that their parents pay for half of if not all of their material goods and/or finance all of their independent ventures. I have decided to add a significant example, that alot of women aspire to be like or look up to for her business mind and musical talent.

Beyonce LOL! Yeah I said it B-E-Y-O-N-C-E...

Her Dad was her manager and now her Husband Shawn Carter a.k.a Jay-Z is her manager, independent my ass. She is as independent as long as she keeps making her dad and Jay-Z money. Check Mate~


That is all for now....the blogger you love to hate. Mr. Sean Salty Sax.

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Must see movie.

I finally watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button this weekend.

For the longest time I've slept on this movie, thinking it was just another one of those "must see movies" that all the critics and hollywood media recommend you see, like Titanic, that in the end aren't that good.

I watch a lot of movies and for me to say these words takes a lot, this movie is a MUST SEE.

Not because of the acting or the individual characters, but because of the story and the concept. This movie highlights features of life and the world we live in, that many of us surely take for granted like TIME, RELATIONSHIPS and DECISIONS.

I will say no more, watch the movie and form your own opinion.

The Case of the Contradicting Brief

You're in a heated session with a strappingly handsome guy you've been dating for a while. He's kissing and touching all the right spots, making you wetter than an otter's pocket. You start undressing him as you prepare to take some riding lessons. You reveal the crotchless panties and matching bra that you picked out just for this occasion. You can tell by the look on his face that he's just as excited as you are. You wait with anticipation for him to take off his pants. As he unbuckles his belt and his jeans slouch just beneath his waist, you see the defined cuts underneath his stomach. OMG, he is so sexy! You're startled by the slight bit of juice dripping down the left side of your inner thigh and look down to wipe it before it gets any further. You look back up, shocked to see what's in front of you. You suddenly become dryer than the Sahara Desert. You feel violated and cheated as he gawks at your half naked body. You grab for the comforters on the bed as you continue to stare in dismay. He's wearing briefs!

Tried and true.....briefs are a direct turn off. They're not masculine and make men look like stuffed turkeys. One of the worst things a guy can do is perp and pretend to be macho and underneath it all have a secret attachment to tighty whities. Women love to be with strong men. Masculinity separates the men from the boys and honestly, so do briefs. So, fellas the next you're getting dressed remember this phrase, "if it's tight, something's not right."

Why People Should Drink Responsibly.

Stop... Your Trying Too Hard!!

# 1 Rick Ross-

Okay honestly. You were a cop and did not want to admit it. So now that you have been exposed as a corrections officer, after months of denying it you expect us to believe anything else you say. Second of all, you seem to glorify selling pounds of cocaine and never come to realize that you could not be dealing that much cocaine without the FBI all over you does anyone remember what happend to the Black Mafia Family (if not look it up).

Your baby mother is in cahoots with 50 cent and exposed your real life in her book so really does anyone believe you? The Real Freeway Ricky Ross has just came home from doing a 20 year jail sentence and guess what he does not know who the fuck you are. Let's put it this way if you have to continuously remind everyone of who you are then, there is a problem.

Third of all nobody listens to your wack ass music filled with tales of drug dealing, immense weed smoking and being with women who would run away from you if they ever met you. This is a classic tale of " Hey it must be the money!!!!!"



# 2 Rihanna-

Is it just me or is this female really annoying. Not only is she trying her hardest to assimilate into American culture, but her voice is the same in every single song. She seems to be really monotone and not to mention very whiny. Ever since Chris Brown introduced her face to his fists and steering wheel of his car, she has been the sob story of the western world. Now don't get me wrong I am against female abuse by men, however this chick is milking it, Has anyone seen her interview on 20/20 about how the abuse incident. Wow!

Rihanna please get this through your head you are not American and should atleast make one Soca song a year to represent for all our Bajans out there. I don't see this happening in her future, due to this being frowned upon by Jay-Z and his secret society cronies. Oh yeah not to mention that her song "Unfaithful" makes me want to kill myself.


# 3 Rocsi & Terrence from 106 & park-

Hey Guys welcome to another episode of 106 & Park. I am your annoying Rat look alike Terrance and this is my underfed, overconfident host Roxie. I can not stand these two for reasons that I will outline for you as we move along.

Terrance- He is a nerd point blank period. He does not strike me as the kind of guy who would stick up for his girlfriend if dudes were to attack her. Second of all, why is he so fucking shiny all the time. I think Vaseline is part of his wardrobe. Aside, from the aforementioned reasons he also seems to wear clothes that do not suit his personality. One day he is wearing dickies with a wave cap trying to be gangster or atleast what he assumes one looks like and the next day he is wearing slim cut jeans, vans, a plaid shirt and nerd glasses. I really do not understand what he is doing, and honestly I don't think he does either. When it comes to Roxy, I honestly think he needs to just man up and ask her out. He is always trying to pick her up on tv, and she just brushes him off like lint on a men's blazer. By the way Terrance I have one word for you bro EAT!!!.

Rocsi-

She is so cute in a chihuahua looking female that weighs about 90 pounds wet with an anchor on her back and army gear in her hands. She seriously looks one vomit away from dying and always appear to look dizzy. I used to cringe looking at her body on my television screen with hopes that one day Free would return with her dwarf ass and push Roxie out of the picture. Recently, she finally admitted to being bulimic (Really? ) and now she is seeking treatment. Moreover, she really seemed to have been annoyed with Terrance and his suggestive remarks, however she seems to be tolerant due to her infatuation with gaining back the weight she lost. Roxie I have one word for you EAT!!!

#4 BOW WOW-

He went from lil bow wow, cute and cudley little boy who would steal your daughters heart at one glance and had the style of Snoop Dogg all within his rhymes and dress code. He then transformed into a teen with his clothes and hair changing claiming that he is old enough to have tattoos and wear gold in his mouth. From that day on he changed. He started to act more gangster than he really was and then it was all Bow Wow from there. First of all, is anyone even listening to Bow Wow anymore? I mean he is like 29 years old now LOL! He reminds me of Marquis Houston or Usher still trying to be relevant when they should go run a business and sit their asses down somewhere outside of the public eye. In my eyes, he has always seemed to be trying to be something he is not and also trying too hard to be noticed all the time. He even went as far as kissing Tyra Banks LOL! That still didn't work huh? Please Bow Wow stop cooperate and listen. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE AND STOP RAPPING.

#5 Chris Brown

Mr.Squeaky clean, Mr. I like to smile, Mr. Dance my way in and out of the studio, mall, Church, Bed, Shower etc. He has been crucified as the modern day Ike Turner and wife beater of the year. When Chris Brown was caught for beating Rihanna's big forehanded ass all the wife beaters all over the world silently exhaled and were like "Atleast they are pointing at him now instead of me Wheeewwww!!!". Yup Double Mint boy has been working excessively to get his act together and his reputation back to where it was. Maybe you should of thought about that before you head but, and bitchslapped Rihanna. What a guy? I guess her really meant he wanted to " Take You Down" meaning by force.

#6 Kanye West

Can somebody please put an end to this guy's shenanigans. He dresses like a character on a 80's tv show. He says whatever he feels like to people who are weaker than him. If you notice he has never tried anything to people who are bigger than he is or have street credibility, he usually backs down quickly. I know you all know about his run-ins with photographers, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent and Beanie Segal. However, is this guy really serious... He reminds me of that guy who was a nerd in high school and as soon as they become famous they go on a F-U streak. With all of the crap he does on a regular basis, not to mention throughout his career, he is an ideal candidate for " Mr. Hey Look at Me ".

#7 P. Diddy

This requires no further explanation. This speaks for itself.

#8 Marques Houston

Naked !!!!!! Really Naked!!!!



Ever since he left the group immature he has been trying his hardest to recreate himself. Buddy you were Roger on Sister Sister remember. The annoying neighbour who insistently tried to get with Tia and Tamia. Wow your a loser. I could never watch that show again without laughing at your ass. Now 10 albums and 100 crunches later Marques Houston is trying once again to be sexy and released a video of him butt naked singing. This speaks for itself.

#9 Lady Gaga-

I cant look at this girl or guy or whatever she is without throwing up in my mouth. Have you ever seen her without make-up? Yikes. Although she is new to the pop scene, she never fails to amaze me with her outlandish outfits. From the lamp shades on her head to wearing a pirates outfit with Timboots and a parrot on her shoulder. She is definitely one of a kind. I would not be surprised if she ran across the stage while being lit on fire with a 100 foot blonde weave on her head, this Lady is off the hook. However, she falls short of just one thing. She tries to dawm hard.

#10 LL Cool J-

Seriously though LL Cool J put your shirt on and stop wearing so much foundation. Although I love his earlier music, his bald head is hugggeeeeee! That alone in itself makes me laugh and surprisingly enough keeps him very relevant. When all else fails he just removes his shirt and starts doing pushups.

Bootleg Condoms?!?!

"China, the world’s fourth largest condom market is having a serious issue with counterfeit condoms being sold in the country.
The police have made four arrests at the factory which was distributing the illicit condoms. The biggest concern, of course, is the fact that the condoms can generate both pregnancy and diseases if used during intercourse. Authorities say there were bare-chested employees using vegetable oil to lubricate the condoms and putting them into fiber bags without any sterilization inside the central Hunan province based factory.
Since March, the factory has produced over two million condoms labeled as “Jisson, Durex. Rough Rider, Six Sense and Love Card.” The police are looking for as many as one million bootleg condoms which have already been distributed."

Really? Are condoms that expensive that they need to be bootlegged? Would you want to buy these bootleg condoms at a discount from the trunk of someone cars? It's not like a dvd that doesn't work and you throw it away or if you're real tight we the "dvd guy" exchange it next time. If your condom is defective, you're not in the best position.

Story courtesy of Bossip

He's being too nice, something's up.

I was talking to a lady friend of mine and she let me in on a little secret about you ladies.

She told me that in a relationship many woman are constantly under the impression they are being cheated on and that's just based off of their own insecurities. She went on to explain that when guys do nice things like buy flowers, surprise them with a gift or take them some place nice, this exacerbates this feeling as they think he is trying to make up for "doing wrong".

If he's being too nice, chances are he's cheating. Really????

I was like "WOW!", but then I thought about it, I wasn't really shocked by what she said, I just thought it was kind of dumb and kind of funny at the same time. If you take a this situation at face value, this suggests one of two things:

1. "Men, go out there and cheat." - Why? Because in her eyes you already are. So why not have some of the pleasure to counter the cold shoulder and sexless bed that awaits you at home. Don't feel guilty, because you're just doing what she expects of you.


2. "No more Mr. Nice Guy." - You always hear the cliche "nice guys finish last", but it really seems like it's true (in this situation at least). If you are a genuinely nice guy and you do and say nice things, because that's just how you feel, she likely thinks you're a male sex worker outside of your relationship, so ease up on the niceties.

Conversely, you can be patient with your lady and teach her and help her to learn to trust you. This does not mean you calling, texting, bbm-ing, sending smoke signals or Morse coding, giving her the play by play of your life and every move you make when you're not with her. But, instead, being open and honest in your relationship. Some of her insecurities you can help her to overcome, others she will have to work on herself, just be there to support her.

Seeeee..., That Guy has a sensitive side.

What'd I do?!

While I may have done somethng wrong and you have a justified reason for being upset with me, at the very least ladies please lets me know, "What'd I do?"

The worst feeling is when you're mad at someone or upset with something someone did and they are completely oblivious or unaware that they upset you.

I always say, it takes more energy for you to be mad at someone, than it does for that person to know that you're mad at them. You're busy acting differently, intentionally "not talking to him", stomping around and dialing and hanging up because, "I'm not calling him".

At the very least, tell them what they did wrong. This way it's on them to apologize or correct their actions for the future. Don't go to bed angry. Think, "will this argument even matter in the next 10mins", especially if you're getting mad or upset with him for being honest!

Example:
"Damn, your mom is very pretty, I see where you got your genes."
"What'd you do to your hair, I liked it the way it was."

I don't mind being "in trouble" just tell me what I did.

Guilty Pleasures: James Hardy

Name: James W. Hardy III

Birthday: December 24, 1985

Place of Birth: Fort Wayne, Indiana

Height: 6'6

Weight: 217 lbs

Where you may have seen him before: He is the wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills. HE was

drafted in 2008 from Indiana University

Why we love him: He plays by the rules! Hardy recently broke up with Antonia Carter for owning a pistol. His NFL contract permits him from being around them.

I challenge you to a duel!!!

Imagine if everything was settled with a "Duel" like in the olden days. I'm not talking weapons or dirty tactics, I just mean a simple bare knuckle fight, like the movie "Fight Club"

For example:

Scenario 1:
You meet a girl and she says ... "I have a boyfriend", to which you reply, "Well have him meet me in the alley behind the club, I challenge him to a duel!"

Scenario 2:
You're at the mall during the Christmas rush, as you go to turn into the parking spot a lady in a piece of crap car tries to force herself into the space you were patiently waiting for ... you both exit your vehicles and settle it with a duel.

Scenario 3:
You walk into work late for the first time, after battling a snowstorm, bumper to bumper traffic and accidents scattered all over your route and your supervisor greets you, "Johnson, you're late I'm going to have to write you up", to which you smirk and reply, "Let's duel."

Now you tell me Mr or Mrs reader, would this not solve so many of the issues and "problems" we have on a daily basis? They would be very easily eliminated. A level of respect would be gained by all those who have dueled there way to the top and step over and around lesser competitors.

Canada's Top 10 Jobs for 2010

http://www.canadianliving.com/life/work_and_money/canadas_10_hottest_jobs_skilled_trades_pharmacist_finance_dental_hygienist_and_more.php

Canada's 10 hottest jobs: skilled trades, pharmacist, finance, dental hygienist and more
Find out the trades and professions that are most in demand, PLUS websites to get you started on your new job search.

By Yuki Hayashi


From the skilled trades to college professor, check out our list of top 10 hot jobs and discover the positions that are in demand across Canada. If you're stuck in a part-time job and want a real career, are deciding what to study, or are even considering a change in work, read on! These trades and professions are booming, so if you have the training and aptitude for one of these gigs, you can expect good money, a relative amount of job security and the knowledge that companies are vying to hire you (you hot commodity, you!). And remember, the average worker changes careers -- not jobs, but careers -- three to seven times. So don't be afraid to take the plunge into something new.

1. Financial manager
Demand for money managers is increasing as the private and government sectors are looking for whizzes who know the complexities of financial management.

What to expect: An unemployment rate half that of the Canadian average.

Tip: If you have knowledge of foreign finance or are fluent in a foreign language, consider yourself doubly attractive -- and pack your bags for a potentially jet-set international career.

Getting started: Visit the international Financial Management Association's website at fma.org.

2. Skilled tradesperson
If you don't want an office job, but do want a salary that pays above the national average, this is the sector for you. Unfortunately (or fortunately for you, depending on how you look at it), the skilled trades have suffered stigmatization for a generation. As a result, a shortage of tradespeople is looming in the service (chefs, horticulturalists), construction (electricians, carpenters, plumbers), transportation (aviation technicians, automotive service technicians) and manufacturing (industrial mechanics, tool and die makers) sectors.

Tip: In the next two decades, 40 per cent of new jobs are supposed to be in the skilled trades and technologies.

Getting started: Visit careersintrades.ca for information on training (including paid apprenticeships).

3. College or vocational school teacher
The boom in skilled trades means there's also a need for instructors at community colleges, Quebec's CEGEPs, technical institutes and other vocational schools.

What to expect: The number of job openings exceeds the number of candidates, especially with retirements expected over the years to come, plus increased government funding.

Tip: If your discipline is new technology or the skilled trades, your prospects are particularly good.

Getting Started: Go to Service Canada's website, jobfutures.ca, for more info.

4. Dentist or dental hygienist
Dentistry is a field you can really sink your teeth into, whether you've got the stamina to stick it out through three years of undergrad university studies plus four to five years of dentistry school or want to get working in this field sooner by becoming a dental hygienist.To obtain a diploma in dental hygiene, you can attend a private educational institution for a minimum of 16 months, or a 2 year program at a community college, or at the University of Manitoba and Dalhousie University. Also, dental hygiene degree programs are offered at the University of British Columbia and the University of Alberta. For more information on how to become a hygienist in your province, check out the Canadian Dental Hygienists Association's website.

What to expect: There are currently more job openings than there are qualified people to fill them, in both positions.

Tip: the industry will continue to grow as Canada's aging population requires more care, more Canadians enjoy dental coverage, and the booming demand for adult cosmetic dentistry continues (thank you, Hollywood!).

Getting started: The Canadian Dental Association's website has lots of info on the profession.

5. Computer and information systems managers
The 2001 slowdown in the computer industry didn't put a dent in this field. Wage growth is still better than average, as are actual wages (almost double the national average), while the unemployment rate is well below the national average.

Looking ahead: Overall, our reliance on computers at home and at work will continue to grow, meaning job security and continuous opportunities for training and growth.

Fun tip: Single gals, there are more men than women in this field, so industry conferences practically guarantee your BlackBerry will be full of new e-mail addresses of eligible bachelors.

Getting started: If you have experience as a programmer and a bachelor's degree in computer science or a related, field, you're in the running. Visit the government's CanLearn website for more info.

6. University professor
The Ivory Tower is also experiencing increased government spending on education and research, coupled with workplace demand for a highly trained and educated workforce.

What to expect: With below-average unemployment and above-average wages, plus a wave of retirements on the horizon, prospects are strong.

Getting started: Unless you've already got a Ph.D. in the closet, go online to research the post-grad university degree programs you'll need to embark upon if your heart is set on being a university professor.

7. Human resource specialist or manager
Demand for human resources specialists and managers is increasing and expected to stay strong, as companies place greater emphasis than ever before on human resources issues such as recruitment, training, employee relations and retention.

What to expect: There are more job openings than job seekers in this field, so prospects are great. Just like you always thought, being a people person does pay off.

Getting started: HR.com has lots of industry information with a North American perspective. Visit the sites of business schools for MBA programs with a special focus on human resource management.

8. Pharmacist
A growing and aging population means more prescriptions needing to be filled. From hospital pharmacists to your friendly local pharmacist, there's greater demand for them than there are qualified grads or trained immigrants to fill the positions.

What to expect: Good pay, and many pharmacists are self-employed -- they own the pharmacies they work in.

Getting started: You must attend pharmacy school at a Canadian university and hold a Bachelor of Science degree. Check out the Canadian Pharmacists Association website at pharmacists.ca for info.

9. Registered nurse
Canada's aging population means this sector's a dynamic place to be. A combination of factors will ensure a wealth of opportunity for nurses with college or university nursing degrees.

Looking ahead: You'll be in high demand: there are more jobs than registered nurses due to retirement, enrollment in nursing programs is declining and there's a strong need for nurses internationally.

Tip: It's a great job if you love the idea of working in the U.S. or farther abroad, as well-paid international opportunities abound.

Getting started: Check out the Canadian Nurses Association website at cna-nurses.ca.

10. Retail manager
OK, OK, we all remember doing a McJob. But as the retail sector continues to grow, consumer spending is holding strong, and because there are more openings than there are job seekers in this field, finding employment is still relatively easy.

What to expect: If you're not hung up on high wages (managerial positions pay only slightly above the national average) but like flexible hours and love helping people, and you have transferable skills but perhaps no post-secondary education, this is the field for you.

Bonus: Expect great employee discounts.

Getting started: Apply to stores you think you might like working at, stressing your team skills, practical computer skills and passion for retail.

It's your fault ladies ...

...if he's not being completely truthful, well according to Cosmo anyway.

Here's how to get him to open up and be more upfront with you.

1. Bring His Guard Down
   Put him at ease and he'll be more likely to blab. Position yourself across the room from him — if he's sitting on the couch, sit on the floor, 6 to 9 feet away. "When a guy is on edge, his personal-space bubble expands, and sitting lower than him signals that it's a nonthreatening conversation," says Janine Driver, body-language and deception-detection expert. Also, face him at an angle, which is less intimidating to him than being head-on.
   Then start with a general question that's related to the lie. If you suspect he fibbed about doing something you had asked, say something like "So how did that thing go?" Meanwhile, appear distracted by flipping TV channels or messing around on your laptop. "This will get him talking, because it feels like you've initiated a routine conversation, not an interrogation," Driver says.
2. Avoid Accusations
   Next, lead him to the truth by making a nonconfrontational statement — now is not the time to test the skills you've cribbed from Law & Order. Say these five magic words: "Is there any reason why..." and complete the sentence by describing how you think he may be deceiving you. For example, "Is there any reason why you wouldn't want to come to Sarah's party with me?" It'll seem like a request for information, not an accusation, says Driver. If he still skirts the issue, ask "Really?" in a confused tone, and wait quietly. According to Driver, staying silent subtly ups the pressure without making him feel cornered.
3. Don't Make Him Regret It
   Ultimately, you have to make him feel safe. "Let him know you won't punish him for telling the truth and he'll be less likely to lie in the first place," Amador says.
   When he confesses, find a way to cool off — hang out with friends or go shopping — then talk about how you can make your relationship more open. Driver suggests thanking him for coming clean. Say "I appreciate your telling the truth. You always do, and I admire that about you." This is a line that cops use during questioning. "You're assigning him a trait you want him to have — honesty," says Driver. "As a result, he's more likely to own up in the future."

And if you don't know, now you know !!

If you are in a public bathroom and need to take a shit (or pee if your a lady) then remember to:

Wipe the seat off with some toilet paper first and foremost.
Take another piece and lay it on the toilet seat until the seat is completely covered.
Once the seat is completely covered then sit on the toilet papered covered seat and proceed.

You will be surprised at the amount of people who just sit down on the toilet seat and do their business, not knowing all the germs, residue and STD's await them on that same toilet seat. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

This one is for the men out there.

How many of you walk into a bathroom (without washing your hands) go to the urinal and proceed to piss.

Here is the first mistake. With all the germs, money and items your hands touch in a day the last thing you should touch after this is your dick. Remember to wash your hands before you touch your dick and after you use the bathroom. It just makes sense? Why be ignorant all your life?

That is all.

Motivational Lyrics

Artist: Jackson 5 - We're Almost There
"No matter how hard
The task may seem
Don't give up our plans
Don't give up our dreams
No broken bridges
Can turn us around
Cause what we're searchin' for
Will soon be found
Cause we're almost there"

Artist: Wretch 32 - Remember The Titan
"Have you ever been tired, or ever got fired
But just had the strength to keep on going
You never be tired, but just have the strength to keep on going
If your bloods still flowing, just keep on going
You never retire, I know it hard but you don’t quit"

Artist: Eminem - 8 Mile Road
"I'm a man I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to stand up and travel new land
Time for me to just to take matters into my own hands
Once I'm over these tracks man
I'ma never look back(8 Mile Rd.)And I'm gone
I don't like where I'm goin Sorry mama I've grown
I must travel alone
Ain't no followin no footsteps I'm makin my own
Only way I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Rd."

Artist : Rick James - Hollywood
"Mama, sit down for me please
Daddy, comfort her in this time of need
Your one and only son has got to get away
Before this ghetto life becomes the death of me
Goodbye Mama, Goodbye Papa
I'm going to do good in Hollywood"

Artist: Michael Jackson - Keep The Faith
"Go For What You Want
Don't Let 'Em Get In Your WayYou Can Be A Winner
If You Keep The Faith
Straighten Out Yourself
And Get Your Mind On Track
Dust Off Your Butt
And Get Your Self-Respect Back"

Artist : Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground
"People keep on learning
Soldiers keep on warring
World keep on turning
Because it won't be too long"

Artist: Lil Wayne - Tie My Hands
"Cause I came from the projects straight to success and you're next
So try they can't steal your pride it's inside
Then find it and keep on grinding'
Cause in every dark cloud there's a silver liningI know..."

Artist: Jimmy Cliff - You Can Get It If You Really Want
"You can get it if you really want
You can get it if you really want
You can get it if you really want
But you must try, try and try
Try and try, you'll succeed at last"

Artist: Trey songz - Successful
"If I'm the only one and don't nobody else believe it
Then keep it a secret and watch me achieve it'
Cause I know what I want now"

Artist: Kanye West - Amazing
"I'm exhausted
Barely breathing
Holding on to what I believe in
No matter what
You'll never take that from me
My reign is as far as your eyes can see"

Artist: Tupac – Smile
"Here's a message to the newborns, waitin' to breathe
If you believe then you can achieve
Just look at me
Against all odds, though life is hard we carry on
Livin' in the projects, broke with no lights on
To all the seeds that follow me protect your essence
Born with less, but you still precious
Just smile for me now"

Being single..

It's not all its cracked up to be ... trust me.

There's a myth that single life is a bed of roses, that you can date whoever you want, don't have to answer to anybody, tell them where you are or are going, don't have to watch movies you don't want you or go on double dates or out for your girl/boyfriends friends birthdays or dinners. We can constantly be on the prowl, flirting and fooling around with whomever we like, partying with a girl today, a lady tomorrow, and a cougar next week.

While many of these things ARE true, it is not a bed of roses. Every individual situation is different I guess and it's not fair or right to generalize, but here's what I think.

If you are in a relationship and you are envious of me who is not, there's something wrong in your relationship! You should not be with someone that makes you want to be alone. Make sense? Why are you dating someone that makes you wish you could date other people? It's better you part ways and do as you like, play the field, go on dates, meet new people and be free to do as you please (guilt free), then continue in an unhappy relationship.

Being single is great for a while, usually when you're fresh out of a long term or bad relationship, it brings a feeling of relief and freedom like walking out of prison after a 5yr bid. For me that quickly wears off, not because I'm love sick or desperate to fall in love or get married, but because "playing the field" is tiring, expensive and disheartening. The longer you're single, the more people you tend to meet that tempt you to revert back to your ex or consider becoming a monk or nun. (I'm joking.) But anyone who has been single for a while, knows what I mean.

The longer you date without "success", meaning finding a good partner or long term fit, you start to categorize people after or during your first date. The more practice you get the better you will be at accurately grouping these individuals. As the waiter or waitress is placing our entrees on the table, I have an idea if I'm feeling this young lady or not, she's categorized as "money hungry", "immature", "love sick" and more so than that, if she's worth a second date.

Don't misunderstand me, I'm not suggesting what I do, or how I see things is right. But, so far I don't think it's wrong. I'm often questioned "Why don't you give woman more chances?". To which I usually reply, "When you know ... you know!" For example, if you do something or something is part of you that I really don't like or can't get over, (smoking, excessive drinking, nose picking, ass scratching, sleeping around), I don't think there is any amount of time or future dates that will let me, "get used to it".

It's easy to think that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence and that I have life real sweat because I don't have a young lady pestering me, blowing up my phone, or constantly pawing at me, but if you were in my shoes, you'd have my problems of wasting money on first dates, driving home in awkward silences, holding your breath as they lean in for a kiss, wasting an outfit on a failed date and the list goes on.

Be happy in the life you lead, if you're not, work on figuring out why and fixing it.

Just Let Your Self Go!!!

Too Many people have too many insecurities about what they would and would not do.

JUST LET YOURSELF GO.

Too many people bite their tongues or hold back in the midst of an insulting action or remark.

JUST LET YOURSELF GO.

Too many people repress their sexual urges. What's the problem?

JUST LET YOURSELF GO.

Too many people want great things in life.

JUST LET YOURSELF GO.

This weekend we at The Two Grasshoppers challenge everyone to relax and let yourself go.

The Alchemist: by Paulo Coelho

This is one of our recommended books for all of our people who still love to read and not be told information or absorb it passively through television. I definitely recommmend this book to anyone looking for inspiration and positive change in their lives.


The Alchemist (Portuguese: O Alquimista) is an allegorical novel by Paulo Coelho first published in 1988. It follows Santiago, a young boy Spanish shepherd, on a journey to fulfill his Personal Legend. It has been hailed as a modern classic.

The making of " I GET MONEY" by Ryan Leslie

Who is Ryan Leslie (THE FUTURE OF R & B)

Anthony Ryan Leslie (born September 25, 1978, in Washington, D.C.) is an American record producer, multi-instrumentalist, rapper, entrepreneur, and singer.

Ryan Leslie was born into a multi-cultural family. Leslie is the oldest son of mother Mooi Leslie who is of Caribbean Dutch, Chinese, and African descent, and father Clement Leslie who is from Barbados, raised in Trinidad.

At the age of 15, Leslie scored a 1600 on his SATs - a perfect score.[2] In 1993 he applied to four University of California campuses as well as Stanford, Yale and Harvard. In his application essays he explained his interest in matriculating from his junior year in high school without having earned a diploma. He was accepted to all except Yale. He ultimately decided to attend Harvard University.[3] At the age of 19, Leslie graduated from Harvard with a degree in Government, concentrating in Political Science and Macroeconomics [4]. During his commencement ceremonies, Ryan delivered the prestigious Harvard Oration.[5]

Leslie has stated in many interviews that Stevie Wonder is one of the biggest influences on his music. He attributes Michael Jackson, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, James Brown, Quincy Jones, The Beatles and D'Angelo as musical heroes as well.

He is definitely one of the greatest producers I have seen in the last 5 years. He has the voice, the flow, the vision and definitely the depth to back his mantra.

Ladies and Gentleman..... Ryan Leslie

Who is Ryan Leslie?

This guy is something to witness.....His beats are crazy and he is multi-talented.

Remember the name Ryan Leslie....

Remember when ...

You were in high school and you used to make fun of those people that hung out in the art wing of the school? They dressed differently whether it was public school or catholic school and even if they wore uniforms.

Their makeup was a little darker, their clothes a little stranger, their hair was flourescent colours and often they were dirty or appeared unkept.

You know who those people are now?!

Todays musicians, artists, actors and actresses.

Think about how eccentric these celebrities that many of us "worship" are.

Public Service Announcement ... Buy a suit!

Men ... if you're serious about life, fashion and progress, I suggest you buy a suit.

This peice of clothing has more power than you may realize, it's the one outfit that is respected in all circles and social settings. (Think about it.)

Even a thug wears a suit to court or have to take cues from their lawyers who are suited up.

I challenge you to wear a suit to a wedding and I guarantee you'll feel better about yourself, look better and get noticed by woman who may not have normally looked twice at you.

Here are some examples ...

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by twograsshoppers suggesting you SUIT UP and while you're at it, buy a nice watch and a nice pair of shoes.

Love them or hate them ...

The New York Yankees are World Series Champions again.

It's the franchise's 27 championship title.

If nothing else, this is an indication for all other major league teams in every sport that if you want to be successful you will need to spend some money.

I'm just saying ...

Toni Braxton can still get it!

The 40 something year old Braxton, is the definition of a cougar.

Does Size Matter?

This is a taboo issue from since I can remember.

For all of the ladies out there " Does Size Matter?". In a heated debate with my cousin last night we got into regarding "Sizes".

I was for the fact that Black Men have the largest Size width and length wise. She was for the fact that it did not matter what race, size varies depending on the guy regardless of their race. I beg to disagree, and so the debate began. I told her that i truly believe that Black Men have the biggest size based on what many women have told me, and also based on how many women fantasize by being stroked and pounded by a Black Staff. Let's be serious ladies, I am not taking anything away from other races but I know many women who are actually intrigued or even anticipating one day being engaged in riding a black wave if you no what i mean.

Getting hit with a black bat, or swimming in a chocolate ocean of motion you know whatever you want to metaphorically call it. Regardless I personally feel that this is a taboo issue and a great conversational starter at parties, social gatherings or everyday conversation in the lunchroom at work. Hell all of my teachers out there I strongly recommend deviating from the boring schedule of Geography and Math and talk about the magnificent encounters of sex. This would wake your students up and get them ready to run out their and be somebody.

Please allow me to prove myself by providing you with some magnificent examples.

The Lost Boyz

L.O.S.T B.O.Y.Z !!!!

" Now hear's a song about a honey named Renee !!! "

From 1995-2001 The Lost Boyz dominated the Hip-Hop Scene when it came to Boy Band Style. They were very joyful, aggressive and smooth with the ladies, which personified the epitome of a Southside Jamaica Queens hustler. They wore Timberland's, Girbaud jeans and goose filled jackets like it was their uniform. Matter of fact, the only shoe they ever wore were Timb's adding to their unique flavor and overall thug appeal. Matter of fact they always wore too much clothes, like three t-shirts, a hoodie and a leather jacket. Jeans with long johns and three pairs of socks. This style made them unique proving their authenticity from being in the drug game to the music game.

Their music was about love, pain and struggle. They partied hard and made classic songs for us all to party too. On my way into the office today, I heard one of their songs on a cd I had laying around listening to the raspy voice of Mr.Cheeks (the groups lead rapper) I thought about the good old days of the 90's when just having a LEX COUPE,BEEMER OR A BENZ gave you superstar status. I remember pulling up to house parites back in the day blasting this out of my moms Lexus with dreams to one day be driving my own (I was too young to afford my own).

The group had 3 albums that were really classics, but everyone knows them for their first album titled "Legal Drug Money".

This album had Hip-Hop classics such as Renee, Lex Coupes Beemers and the Benz, One, Two Three Million Problems, Get Up ! and many others.

There second album was not too commercially accepted but Smooth nevertheless and down right feel good.

The second album was titled " Love, Peace & Nappiness". This album had classics such as the album title " Love, Peace & Nappiness" paying homage to the Ruler Slick Rick's "Hey Young World". I love the fact that they sampled that beat it made the song that much more enjoyable.
Album cuts such as " Me and My Crazy World" were great also due to its lyrical content about a male being torn between two women he loves and desires. He is left to choose one, however they both end up finding about eachother and confronting him.

Great song lots of irony.

On the night of March 28, 1999, at a birthday party for Mr. Cheeks, Freaky Tah was shot in the head while exiting the Sheraton Hotel in Queens. Tah was taken to Jamaica Hospital Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead at 4:20 am, at the age of 27. The getaway driver, Raheem Fletcher, was sentenced to 7 years in prison for manslaughter. In 2001, Kelvin Jones pleaded guilty to the murder.

Since Freaky Tah's death, the Lost Boyz have not been the same and fizzled out of Hip-Hop existence. For all of my women out their and all of the fellas let's take today Nov.4.2009 to remember the LOST BOYZ.