Remember When

If you can remember this we are cut from the same cloth?

Going to the town park on a Sunday

Riding your bike to other neighbourhoods to meet up with girls

Stealing other peoples bikes 

Having your bike stolen

Playing basketball for hours on end

Looking at marijuana as a bad thing and comparable to cocaine

Looking at girls faces instead of their bodies

Playing Catch and Kiss or boys catch girls

Recess

Coming home before the street lights come on.

Completing your homework at school in order to not do it at home

Watching Extenda- Mix before it was then Da Mix with Master T

Watching Rap City on BET in 98 after it had been released in the US 20 years before

F.U.B.U

Tommy Hilfiger

Cross Colors

Wearing Starter Jackets and Snap back hats

The Chicago Bulls Dynasty

Patrick Ewing's Basketball Shoes

When tight pants were made fun of not idolized

Earrings were considered " for girls"

A BMW or Benz was the coolest car in the world

Everyone was your friend regardless of race, ethnicity or size

Gay people were considered outkasts

Talent Shows in Elementary School

Sitting in the backseat of the car

Your first kiss 

Talking on the phone 

Being forced to play the piano (or similar instruments)

Summer Camp

There's something about Coco (Austin)

Dawmmmm!! Looks like the white persuasion has been stepping their game up. Ice T has found himself a dime. Coco Austin, who is married to famous rapper, actor, pimp and entrepreneur has slapped the taste out of our mouths here at two grasshoppers with her newest spread. 

Over the years, I have paid little attention to the lighter persuassion.  However, this one here has taken my breath away.  Not only is she what us black males call "fine" and my white friends call "mint". She is a business women to the fullest dabbling in modeling, magazines, websites and fashion. I know what alot of you (women) might be thinking "Look at her, she is not real!" 

I will admit you are right ladies "Look at her!" that is the most important part of your sentence as for the not real part...I will let YOU be the judge on this one. What do you think? 

The pictures say enough.

-Sean "Salty" Sax

Renting vs Owning (of Property)

Rent vs Buy

For all my renters out there how are you doing? What is the deal with renting? Everyone seems to have their own opinion about why you should not be renting and how it may or may not be paying someone else's mortgage in certain situations, however one thing is for certain you will have to live somewhere. When it comes down to putting a roof over your head or being homeless obviously i would rent. Some people have said that you should live at home and save your money until you have saved enough money to move out and buy a home and live happily ever after. However, who is to say that buying a home is not more of a responsibility or expense on your part. The objective point of view is that you own something that can potentially gain equity and give you a better credit score in the long run. However, what most pple seem to not recognize is that in comparison to renting buying a home can actually be a lot of work, money and stress. First of all there is the continuous maintenance that you will have to perform, shovelling your drive way, fixing anything if it breaks, paying land taxes, hydro, water, heat and any other expenses that come with owning a home. When renting it really comes down to one set fee your rent, parking if you have two cars and your laundry. We have prepared a chart to display the differences as an example below.

Renting or owning is always something that needs to thought through. Based on your family or financial situation who is to say which one is better , however in the long run owning your own property always makes more sense and it is unwise to want to rent forever. You be the judge....

Black is Back In: Click Here to See Why

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Sexy, Sultry Platforms

Steve Madden, 'Demetra' $149.95

I don't know about everyone else but I am in

shoe heaven. The Spring/Summer shoe

collections have some of the hottest platforms

I've ever seen. Not only do they give your ass

that extra lift, they also look amazing on

your feet. This one fashion trend that I will be

sticking with for the upcoming months. With

warmer weather just around the corner, I can't

wait to slip my feet into these sexy shoes.

Here are some of my favourites.

Gucci Iman, $1,295



Report Downey2, $215

Steve Madden 'Rubii', $54.95

Report Signature Women's Rockwell Platform Sandal, $194.95

Aldo 'Stolinski', $135

Girls Night Out: Warning if you are Eating Stop!!!

This weekend was my first experience at a male strip club.

Maybe even one of my last.

For all those who've never been, I don't fee like you're

missing out on much. Although the male dancers have

some of the best bodies I've ever seen, how am I

supposed to get turned on by a grown ass man swinging

his piece around in a bright orange thong and black,

hefty motorcycle boots??

The objective behind these clubs is to get women all hot

and bothered by having dry sex with them on stage. All

body parts are fair game as the male dancers have their

way with you in front of everyone; caressing your breasts,

rubbing your clit and shoving their face in your crotch. So,

if you're even slightly interested in receiving a lap

dance from Colorado, X-Tasy, Motion or Perfect Storm, be

prepared to experience anything.

These fantasies are great for women who aren't getting

any or who's partners can't satisfy them; at that point,

almost any attractive man will do. Sorry, not for me! I'm

not a fan of briefs, tight jeans or thongs on my man.

Neither do I care to be groped by someone who looks like

he might be interested in his other male colleagues.

But don't let me discourage you. I encourage all women to

go at least once, even if it's just for the comic relief. I'm

off to America's Most Wanted at the end of April. Hopefully,

I will have something positive to report on after this event.

I highly doubt there will be much of a difference between

Canadian or American male exotic dancers but we'll see

how it goes.

P.S. And to all the men out there, if your wife or

girlfriend tells you that she's hitting up a strip club

for the night, understand that she's more than likely

to be getting violated by someone who looks like

this.

Shirtless profile pictures

I guess I'm not as buff as I thought I was.
Why you ask? Well because I don't have a
shirtless profile picture of myself on
my facebook or myspace page. Everytime I
sign on I see updated pictures of somebody
who recently met Gym and started drinking
the "potion" from the local GNC and their
mom noticed their plum sized biceps and half
drank six pack. (You know who you are because
you're coming up with reasons why you have a
shirtless picture in your profile right now").

Instead of just continuing to kick it with
their new friend Gym and continuing to work
towards growing the plums to grapefruits and
saving enough for a whole six pack they get
ahead of themselves. So with their new found
self esteem and ego through the roof they ask
their sister to take a picture for them but
often too embarrassed they take the picture
themselves with their camera phone. Reason?
To kill two birds with one stone.

1 Upload the shirtless picture to profile
2 Keep shirtless picture in their phone for
someone (hopefully a young lady) to stumble
across when they inevitably ask: "Can I
see your pics?"

I can't say anymore.

Wait, ladies don't think you're any different
with your bikini pictures. Girls that normally
wouldn't be caught dead outside of their house
unless they're turtlenecked up. Not exposing
even the smallest peak of skin, suddenly
become liberated online.

But seriously now I'm done.

Act Like a Lady, Think like a Man

Interesting concept isn't it?

Steve Harvey seems to have all the answers as he provides a blueprint breaking down

why most women fail in their relationships with men. As a three time divorcee most would

ask how it's possible for him to give relationship advice. Now, if you think the other way ladies, as a man

who has messed up with women so many times before, he's actually the perfect candidate to explain why

men do the things they do. As he says, he's not an expert on relationships, he's an expert on manhood.

Steve tells women everything from why not to have sex on the first date to why it's important to find out a mans intentions from the start. This New York Times Best Seller can be picked up at any local book store. But if you're still not convinced, click on the link to check out what he has to say on the Ellen show.

Aspiring Aries

Do you know?

• There are at least 2 people in the world that you would
  die for.
  

• At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
  

• The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because
  they want to be just like you.
  

• A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone even if
  they don't like you.

• Every night someone thinks about you before they go to
  sleep.

• You mean the world to someone.

• You are special and unique.

• Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

• When you make the biggest mistake something good comes
  of it.

• When you think the world has turned its back on you
  take another look.

• Always remember the compliments you receive forget
  about the rude remarks.

Can you stand the rain?

Unlike a lot people, I love the rain. When it rains

feelings of calm, sex and R&B music fill my mind.

I'm not sure if its a product of watching one too

many R. Kelly or Jodeci type R&B videos from the

early 90s. Videos where the singer or whole group

inevitably found themselves caught in a flash rain

shower and are force resort to sing a song to pass

the time until the skies cleared. Its either that or

the cleaning refreshing effect that the rain has.

Whatever the reason I love the rain. Not standing

in it or umbrellas but driving in it or sleeping

during it.

Ps. Umbrellas are dumb ... but that's for another day.



Take a listen to New Edition, singing about the rain.

What’s with Tight Jeans?

What comes to mind when you think of tight jeans?

What’s with tight jeans? What is this new phenomenon that most men seem to succomb to? 

First of all, if you are walking down the street and your legs look like they are covered with black  long johns 

your jeans are too tight. 

I am not hating, don’t get me wrong...okay you got me. I am hating. I am hating because I like to breathe 

when I am walking, I like being able to bend down and tie my shoelaces if need be. I also really like being 

able to put my hands in my pocket when I need to pay for something. The other day I seen someone 

carrying a purse, a purse can you believe that..

I digress.