Have you ever....?

Just sitting here at work ... and I can't help but let my mind wonder ....

Have you ever...

-regretted kissing someone as soon as you taste their mouth?

-let one rip in an intimate setting and hoped the other person is hard of smelling?

-slept with 2 different people in the same day?

-kissed your bestfriend’s girl/guy?

-slept someone and regretted it even before the act was over?

-cried during sex?

-left in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again?

-practiced kissing?

-done something so ridiculous or shameful, you deny it ever happened?

-stolen someone’s cellphone, used it for the day and put it back without them noticing?

-picked your nose and eaten it?

-relieved a wedgy in public, when you hoped no one was looking?

-worn something with the tags on it and returned it afterwards?

-smelled in between your toes after a long day of wearing shoes?

-licked the back of your hand and smelt it after it dried?

-taken incriminating pictures of a lover "just in case"?

-sat outside of someones else, "to see if they got home ok"?

-checked through your boy/girls phone?

-made "anonymous" call backs to "potential threats"?

-given up "ass" too soon?

-said, "this doesn't usually happen?"

-wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex?

-broken up over email or text?