- There are a lot of gay men in Atlanta and DC.
- Rihanna's crazy ass could still get it.
- Tiger Woods cheated, this is no longer news, move on.
- Chris Brown still sounds like a young MJ (despite his domestic abuse issues).
- Pizza day is not the answer to employee dissatifaction.
- Cake for every occasion in the workplace is not healthy (see Seinfeld episode).
- iPhone is a cool gadget or toy, Blackberry is a business machine.
- Friends with benefits don't work, ever! (more on this later).
- All these dance along songs, won't last longer than a snowball in the desert.
- Monkey playing the guitar.
- Racism is still alive, use it as fuel and keep it moving.
- "Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls I do adore..." (Biz Markie voice)
- "I'm in love with these two chicks, I don't know which one to pick..." (Mr. Cheeks voice)
- Greed is detrimental to you and everyone around you (see the 7 deadly sins)
- Christmas is not about expensive, useless gifts.
- Please don't buy me anything, expecting something in return (Note: friends with benefits, don't work).
- No we cannot go on a date or anything that resembles that, we're not dating!
If you have a random thought, don't hesitate to add it, I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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