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Mogush 

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Forever 21

H81 Distressed Denim Jacket

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Forever 21

H81 Lace Trim Slub Cami

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Forever 21

H81 Marilee Cut Off Short

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Aldo

Mauceri

$125.00

Must Have Accessories for Men & Women

Men's G-Shock 

G-788GL-9V

$170.00

Women's G-Shock

G-7800-1V

$170.00

Nooka Watch 

The ALuminum Zenv Watch in Cyan

$225.00

Burton

The Liquid Lounger Travel Bag

$130.00

Yana

The Keeping It Real Door Knocker Waist 

Purse in Neon Yellow

$116.00

The Bows Charms Leather Wrap Bracelet &

Headband in White

$95.00

Dragon Eyewear for Men

The Domino in White & Black

$115.00

Actual & Factual

Have you ever considered that what may be normal

to you and me may be strange to others?

In Indonesia it is common to see people with a very

long fingernail on one or the other finger of their

left hand.  The reason for this?  Public toilets are

extremely rare, making it necessary to use whatever 

facility is available.  Toilet paper is equally rare -

this is where the long fingernail comes to use!

So, for the obvious reasons, Indonesians will never

hand an object with their left hand, as it is considered

to be unclean.

Pay Yourself First!

Setting financial goals can be difficult, especially if you

lack an objective.  You probably reach the end of the 

month and find yourself broke.  One of the most 

effective ways to build wealth is by paying yourself

first.  

If you can't visualize it yet then try this strategy:

When you receive your paycheck from work, make

sure that before any bills get paid, you set some money 

aside for yourself.  It doesn't have to be much; you can 

start off small and work your way up.  Expenses

accumulate over time but if you can put aside 

something for a rainy day, you will be able to mange

your finances a lot better.

The secret to success in this game is not so much the 

amount of money you are investing, but the 

persistence with which you are doing it.

Star and Buc are back!! (This is hilarious)

"Star & Buc Wild" are American radio multimedia "personalities" whose careers have "spanned" the "arenas" of radio, television, publishing and worldwide web. Their resume includes their own self-published magazine, Around The Way, and stints at The Source Magazine, MTV Networks, Hot 97, a nationally syndicated radio program with Power 105 (NYC), and New York's Pulse 87.7 FM.They are currently hosting and producing a daily entertainment show on vladtv.com.

For those of you who don't know, these two ex-radio hosts take the word "hate" to a new level.

Enjoy!!!

Hot Lingerie Ideas

Looking to add a bit more excitement in the bedroom?  Try

some of these lingerie looks.  There's something here for 

every personality type; whether you're daring or shy.

Have you ever....?

Just sitting here at work ... and I can't help but let my mind wonder ....

Have you ever...

-regretted kissing someone as soon as you taste their mouth?

-let one rip in an intimate setting and hoped the other person is hard of smelling?

-slept with 2 different people in the same day?

-kissed your bestfriend’s girl/guy?

-slept someone and regretted it even before the act was over?

-cried during sex?

-left in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again?

-practiced kissing?

-done something so ridiculous or shameful, you deny it ever happened?

-stolen someone’s cellphone, used it for the day and put it back without them noticing?

-picked your nose and eaten it?

-relieved a wedgy in public, when you hoped no one was looking?

-worn something with the tags on it and returned it afterwards?

-smelled in between your toes after a long day of wearing shoes?

-licked the back of your hand and smelt it after it dried?

-taken incriminating pictures of a lover "just in case"?

-sat outside of someones else, "to see if they got home ok"?

-checked through your boy/girls phone?

-made "anonymous" call backs to "potential threats"?

-given up "ass" too soon?

-said, "this doesn't usually happen?"

-wondered what it would be like to be the opposite sex?

-broken up over email or text?

Remember Mya?

Does anyone remember R N' B sensation Mya. We'll she is back at it again with her sixth solo album release to be announced later in 2009. I totally forgot about her. Come to think about it I have not listened to anything from Mya since I was in grade.9. Wow!!!

For background information on this Jamaican and Italian beauty please go to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mýa

Check this out ... Hotelicopter??? ... The world's first flying hotel.

The Hotelicopter features 18 luxuriously-appointed rooms for adrenaline junkies
seeking a truly unique and memorable travel experience. Each soundproofed room
is equipped with a queen-sized bed, fine linens, a mini-bar, coffee machine,
wireless internet access, and all the luxurious appointments you'd expect from a
flying five star hotel. Room service is available one hour after liftoff and
prior to landing." The Hotelicopter is due to fly maiden journey this
summer(June 26th) with an undisclosed price...

Makes you wonder what will they think of next?

What Not To Do On Your First Date

For all our younger viewers who are in the dating game here are some interesting tips as to what not to do on your first date:

1. Yell at your date for being late

2. Trip over objects on the ground

3. Eat food and then continue the date with food in your teeth

4. Talk to your date with bad breath ( make sure you maintain fresh breath)

5. Don't be too aggressive when it comes to closing the date with sex

6. Get pulled over by the police for driving too fast (take your time)

7. Talking on your phone for the entire date

8. Bring your date home late, if she lives at home (chances are her parents won't let her out for a second date)

9. Try to kiss your date without them giving you the indicating signs (you'll know when)

10. Make sure your nose is clean (being properly groomed is a bonus)

These are some common sense tips, hopefully you already know this or if not working towards improving your tactics.

Regards,

Mr. Salty Sax

Data Deposit Box

www.datadepositbox.com

I would like to take the time to mention the importance of storing your important data online instead of using USB keys, external hard drives or Network Storage Devices.  This is a great way to give yourself peace of mind and eliminate the chance of losing your data in a catastrophe. For more information, please go to the website aforementioned.

This has been another public service announcement from Two Grasshoppers....

Random Video of the day!!!

Whatever happened to Pharoahe Monch?

NEW TALENT'S MEANS NEW BALANCE

What more can I say? Not only are these shoes comfortable and durable as hell. They are unique and classy at the same time. I am not too sure how many people wear these innovative sneakers, but I love em'. 

Who Likes Their Job?

How many of you like the job you currently have?

I know I do... the pay is good, the people at work are great and I actually learn something new everyday. Now don't let this fool you. I know a lot of people who wake up in the morning dreading the fact that they have to get up and go to work.  Moreover, not only do they have to go to work they have to go to work at a place where they hate. 

These are some of the indicating signs that you hate where you work:

1. You wake up in the morning and go back to sleep knowing that you are going to be late if you do so, but do it anyways.

2. You are upset that you have to go to work and muttle under your breath until your shift is over.

3. You have road rage with other drivers on the way to work

4. You smoke weed before going into work just to relax you 

5. You smoke 10 to 15 cigarettes a day while at work to calm your nerves and make it through the day.

6. You fantasize about physically abusing other employees or your boss

7. Everyday you come home from work you say " That's it I am quitting"

8. You yell at your wife or other family members constantly because you are always on edge

9. You kick your dog when you go for walks to release tension

10. You steal from your employer on a regular basis

11. When it comes down to doing anything work related after work, you make up excuses even if it means that you have to go to extremes to avoid doing it.

12. You defile work property on purpose (i.e spitting on work property or defacing work property)

Stay tuned for more here at Two Grasshoppers.....

Mr. Salty 

TURNONS!!!

• sense of humour



• smile



• eyes



• intellect



• scent



• confidence



• cleanliness



• style



• physical fitness



• easy-going



• laid back



• high heels

TURNOFFS!!!

bad breath

body odour

smoking

dirty clothes

dirty nails

unkept hair

bad teeth

long toe nails

bad attitude

lack of maturity

sloppy appearance

Haters...who needs em'!!!

I remember teaching these people to do as I do. 

However, they had other intentions.

They talk behind your back like women,

and get offended when you confront them.

I can't stand someone who spends their time thinking about what you are doing 

and how they are going to get one up on you by bringing you down.

A message to the haters simple and plain... FUCK YOU (in every language) !!!!

However, they're good for one thing. Publicity!!! I need more haters to help us advertise the 

TWO GRASSHOPPERS  

Is their anyone you know who can help us? 

We will be holding a draw at the end of the month. 

The winner get's there ass kicked with soccer cleats on and then slapped with 

an ashy hand.  Any takers????

2009 Fashion Trends for the Ladies!!!

For more go to: http://www.ssasychic.com/fashion/spring-2009-fashion-trends-top10/

The newest hairstyle of 2009?

The close shave

Want to make your problem hair disappear without going bald? Then ask your barber for the close shave; it’s the black man’s buzz cut. Jamie Foxx sports this style best; it helps him look refined in his red-carpet getups and laidback in his every day street wear. So, the close shave is the perfect all-around haircut for a man with a hectic schedule and a varied lifestyle because it’ll complement any look you try to pull off.

What it says about you: You’re a suave, refined man, who centers his professional life around order and structure, and his personal life around being the life of the party.

The total shave

Many men fear the idea of going completely bald up top; the idea of prematurely losing your hair before its natural time might seem like scary territory, but the many black men who opt to go for the total shave route show that being bald is nothing to fear. TakeTyrese Gibson, for example; this singer/actor/model shows off his shiny noggin with a sense of refined class and true style. And since you don’t have any hair to fuss over, you can spend more time perfecting that dapper getup.

What is says about you: You’re sophisticated and loaded with confidence and sleek sex appeal.

Well-coiffed ‘fro

Why not work with the hairstyle Mother Nature gave you? For the urban man of style, the well-coiffed Afro is definitely a contemporary spin on a vintage style.Lenny Kravitz sports this hairstyle best, mixing his chic rock-star style with an uptown 'do. But you don’t have to be a guitar god to rock this mini ‘fro; any man from the student to the professional can make thisvintage style work, so long as his wardrobe is as trendy as his hair.

What it says about you: You’re a stylish, uptown man who’s not afraid to take risks with his look or with his professional and personal life.

Short dreads

Long, unkempt dreadlocks haven’t really been in style for quite some time. But if you are a dreadlock fan, there is a sharper, trendier way to do this 'do. Singer and guitarist Kele Okereke from the Brit group Bloc Party knows exactly how short dreads should be donned. Like every other style tip this season, take some inspiration from the Brits and try out the organized chaos of the short dreads. For the young, urban man, this style will definitely complement any laidback look he bears.

What it says about you: A trendsetter in your own right, you’re an urban hipster who knows a thing or two about maintaining taste, style and polish in line with contemporary fashion.

Courtesy of Askmen.com

Where's the originality? Dr.Dre steals King T's Video

Well a lot of you have witnessed the magnificence of Hip Hip Video Director: Hype Williams creativity and trendsetting "video girl" blueprint. Do you remember Dr.Dre's 2001 

" Still Dre" video? I know I do it was a classic and still is. However, what many of you do not know is that this video was copied from 1994 's Underground Compton Rap Legend King T's 

"Let's Go Dippin".  Stay tuned for more video biting... I mean classic videos...

Mr. Salty