Shit, Shave and Shower.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by the two grasshoppers, reminding you to shit, shave and shower before heading out on the town for the night.

Shit! because no one likes the discomfort of clenched butt cheeks while sitting down to dinner on a first date or trying to jam to that hot new song without the freedom to really get down.

Shave! because nothing matches a fresh outfit better than a fresher lineup or clean shaven babyface. (Ladies, I say shave but whatever you prefer, clean is the ultimate goal.)

Shower! c'mon this one needs no explanation. My mum used to say "not to put icing on gingerbread" meaning don't put deodorant or cologne on a dirty body. Let your clothes breathe and enjoy being out of the closet for the night.

SO again before you hit the town:

1. clean your bowel
2. groom your face or nether regions ... or both
3. clean your body

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by two grasshoppers.

B.A.G Bad Ass Grasshopper

Lil Wayne has decided to release his upcoming rock/rap group titled B.A.G Bad Ass Grasshopper. For more info stay tuned.

Remember When? Popular 90's Slang

1. My Bad

2.Not!

3. The word "Like"

4.Off The Heasy

5. Open A Can of Whoop Ass

6. Phat

7. Punani

8. Oh Snap

9. Bredren

10. Props

11. Trippin

12.What up G

13. Guy

14. Whatever!

15. Scrub

16. Pigeon

17. I got Ice

18. Bling Bling

19. Hella

20. Duh

GPS

Are these people serious with their GPS unit permanently affixed to their windscreens? I guess its a good thing to have incase you can't find your way to the mall, supermarket or your friends house or back home for that matter.

Here I was thinking it was designed to serve as a replacement for the now seemingly prehistoric paper maps and mapbooks. If that's the case it makes me wonder if people used to use their map book to plot the quickest route to their local big box store or try new and interesting travels to work on an already busy and frustrating morning commute.

All that being said, it ultimately comes down to what works for you and what you're most comfortable with. If you feel most comfortable sitting in your driveway or underground of your building punching in address to your parents house. The address to a home where you lived for the majority of your life. As you head down the road, subconsciously driving any one of the many routes you are familiar with only to be chastized by the GPS lady who is giving you turn by turn directions along the longest most time consuming traffic congested roads her GPS brain can concoct; and you're not following.

Then all the power to you, after all you bought the thing might as well use it

Myths about Male/Female Relationships

According to blackhabits.com, the following are

a list of myths about black male/female relationships.

These articles apply to the depiction of relationships

as of 2008.  I can't say that I agree with all of them 

but here is what I have to say on each subject.

1. Marriages/relationships don't last:

Correction - not all marriages/relationships last and

if they did, we would be living in a perfect world.

2. They are only about sex:

I highly disagree.  I can understand why the media 

would think this though, considering the fact that 

there are so many children being born with illigitimate

parents.  Not to mention the fact that shows like 

Maury Povich highlight women who need to have

paternity tests done to find the fathers of their children.

Sex is not valued in this day in age as much as it

should be

3. Are filled with arguments, hardships and pain:

And what relationship isn't?  A true relationships

involves all of these components but it's how you 

overcome and deal with them that sets your

relationship aside from the rest.

4. All men cheat on their partners:

Society wants us to believe this, so that it continues

to provide men with the message that it's ok.  Everyone's

definition of cheating varies but let me just say, don't

be fooled.  If you've been in numerous relationships

or are in a long term relationship, you've been cheated 

on whether you now it or not.

5. Black women can't hold relationships together

because they are too domineering and demanding:

I've heard males say this one before and I can see

this issue from both sides.  As a woman living in 

the 21st century, we are more educated, empowering

and outspoken.  Now males, if you want a woman 

who is pro-active and who can hold her own, she needs

to be able to speak her mind.  Now ladies, pride is 

a huge thing for men, as long as he's being respectful,

we need to give them a chance to feel like a man.  We're

not here to be anyone's mom, we're here for support.

It sucks that this is how society perceives the 

male/female relationships that we are engaging in.  If this

is the assumption, we need to be setting a different 

standard, higher and above everyone's expectations.

Lil Wayne...But he has BIG DEMANDS!!!

I was looking at this article and it made me think. Dawm I am selling myself short in life. LOL!!!

Published on January 27th, 2009 by Miles Bennett- Ballerstatus.com 

Lil Wayne may be one of the biggest rappers on the planet right now, however for concert promoters, he may be a little on the demanding side. Check out this list of demands...or shall I say requirements in order for him to effectively perform at a venue near you.

1. Private Jet, police escorts and lots of alcohol for him and his 25 + backstage guests.

2. 50 % of his appearance fee has to be paid in advance, while the other half will be paid to him in cash on the day of the show. If its an overseas date, the full amount is due before he even boards a plane.

3. 50 free tickets must be provided within the first 10 rows at the promoter's expense, while 25 more are needed for backstage.

4. Required a five-star hotel's presidential suite of 1,000 square feet or better, with a living room and bedroom seperated by a door.  Oh yeah and the room has to be booked through his travel agency.

5. A 7 to 8 passenger Learjet must be provided for a round trip travel to usher him to and from the event.

6. The venue must provide two "clean and comfortable" dressing rooms without an odour. This dressing room must be stocked with an assorted list of drinks and snacks including two bottles of Hennessey XO (ONLY), two bottles of Pierre Jouet Rose champange, and two bottles of Patron Platinum.

7. The rapper demands a police escort of two vehicles/motorcycles to and from the airport, hotel, venue and back to hotel, as well as a "mandatory" phalanx of four off-duty police officers to escort him to and from the same.

8. On international dates, the requirements are even more stringent, with a request for four 24 hour armed security guards for the entire stay. 

Wow! Police on payroll what do you think? In my opinion, nobody messes with the boys in blue the biggest gang in the western hemisphere.

 

Why Eddie Why? Mel B new lingerie line

During my daily internet browse I stumbled on these sensual pics of Mel B who is the face of the new lingerie line titled Ultimo.  

What do you think? 

Looking at these pictures make me wanna rush to the bathroom with a wad of cocoa butter in my hands. Mel B is not only beautiful with her half black, half white background she radiates in every single show or picture I see her in.

Well done, she is definitely a legend in the making. Two shafts up!!!!

10 Unsuccessful pick up lines given by women

1. Do you workout a lot?

2. Excuse me do you have the time?

3. So...where is your girlfriend?

4. I like your shoes

5. Can you tell me if this fits right?

6. Nice car

7. Is there something on my bum?

8. Can you help with this?

9. I don't usually do this but...

10. I know you want me!

10 Unsuccessful pick up lines given by men

The following is in no particular order.

1. Pssssttttt!!!!

2.Yo Blue shirt. Girl with the Blue shirt and white pants!!!

3. Yow!!!

4. Do you know my sister/brother?

5. Do I know you from somewhere?

6. I didn't know angels fly so low

7. Let me get your number.

8. I don't care if you have a man. What does your man have to do with me.

9. We can be friends.

10. I'd like to get to know you better.

Bonuses for all the frustrated women out there:

11. Come here (grab arm) you.. yeah you.. fine then your ugly anyway bitch!

Recession Proof Jobs

With the economy in such an unstable

state, jobs are being lost all over North

America. As of March 2009, the

unemployment rate in Canada rests at

7.7%, with the largest burdens placed

on men aged 25 - 54. As discouraging as

this may seem, there's still hope. With the

right skills and educational background,

you just might be able to find yourself

a position in one of these recession

proof fields.

1. Sales Representative

2. Software Design & Development

3. Nursing

4. Accounting Executive

5. Accounting Staff

6. Networking & Systems Administration

7. Administrative Assistant

8. Business Analysis, Software Implementation

9. Business Analysis, Research

10. Finance Staff

On the ocassion that none of these
positions fit your interest, education and

public service jobs are also high

in demand.

*Top ten provided by Forbes

When we were young ... we used to play a game ...

"When I grow up I'm going to have these cars in my garage"

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Let Me Blow Your Mind

We all aspire to own a home one day.  But

until we can, we admire the amazing 

architecture of our dream homes.  What 

the world has to offer is limitless and 

I'm sure you will agree once you take a 

look at this amazing piece of art.

Located in La Jolla, California, this unique

home's asking price is set at $32,000,000.

You can guarantee that there is no other

house like this one.  With 4 bedrooms,

6 bathrooms and a waterfront view, this

11,000 square foot home is breathtaking.

Talking to a woman

Dos

• be genuine and sincere
• be honest and truthful
• show her something new
• be yourself
• respect her
• maker her laugh and smile
• compliment her
• protect her physically and emotionally
• treat her like a lady
• be a gentleman
• listen to her
  

Don'ts

• brag or boast about your possessions
• compare her to your exes or any other woman
• try to impress her
• attack her insecurities
• take her for granted
• force yourself on her
• tell lies
• make up stories
• talk down to her
• lead her on
  

I'm sure you all have thought and ideas on this topic ...
so please add your comments.

I Love Cunnilingus

Why do guys front about giving oral?

I always found this topic interesting

and I finally have the chance to say

my piece on the whole issue.

I don't get what the big deal is in the

first place. Why do you feel like you

need to make it known that you don't

go down on us? That's nobody's business.

You're really not doing yourself any

favours by preaching your masculinity

364 days of the year and as soon as

Caribana Friday comes around, you're

down on Yonge Street whispering "I'd

like to lick you all over" to some female

you just met.

Now, I'm not saying that you need to go

out and put your head between every

females legs but come on; any smart

male in a serious relationship knows that

if you're willing to do the do that she will

be more than happy to fulfill your every

fantasy and then some. You think

you're being a man by pretending to stand

your ground on the topic but you're not. A

real man is confident in what he does and sets

the standard; he doesn't follow the norm.

So stop lying to yourselves. I saw you

trying to get between those thighs

Caribana weekend. And if you don't

want anyone to know, I suggest you

keep your opinions to yourself!

Actual & Factual

Did you know that.........

We don't see with our eyes - we

see with our brains.  The eyes are the 

cameras of the brain.  One-quarter of the

brain is used to control the eyes.

Dollars & Sense

If you could devise a plan that allows you to do

more with your money, would you contribute

to it?

If you answered 'yes', then I just might have a

solution for you. Why not develop a financial

plan? Financial plans are great for the following

reasons:

1. They allow you to know where you are in the

present, in order to help you to plan for the

future.

2. Planning financially on paper helps to keep

poor spending habits under control.

3. Writing things down helps to provide you

with a realistic picture of your entire

financial situation.

Now, if your not into going out and finding a

financial planner, here's what you will need

in order to develop your own financial plan.

Start by making a list of the following:

- what you own (cars, home, savings, investments)

- what you owe (student loans, mortgage, car loans,

credit cards and other bills)

- what you make (pay and other sources of income)

- what you spend (expenses like food, clothing, car

costs, etc.)

- what you hope to achieve

If you're having trouble collecting the above

information, here is where you can look:

Bank and investment statements

Mortgage or loan papers

Credit card bills

Pay Stubs

Tax returns

Bills and receipts

To make this process a little easier on yourself,

you can also download an Investment Planning

Worksheet from the Canadian Securities

Administrators'.

Let Us Pay Homage

Today is the birthday of the late, GREAT,

Marvin Gaye.

Marvin Gaye was one of the top-selling solo artists

of the 60's and continues to leave a lasting

impression in our minds with hits such as Sexual

Healing, What's Going On and Let's Get It On.

On April 1st 1984, Gaye was fatally shot

by his father over a family dispute, dying at

the age of 44. Let us pay homage to

"The Prince of Motown" as we watch him

perform one of my personal favourites,

"Got To Give it Up."

G-Shock ... not just a plastic watch.

Check this out ... it's called the G-Shock tough test.

Air Max for the distinguished and classy

From the moment Nike released the Air Max 90' sneaker in 1990, I have always recognized this particular sneaker for the illustrious and classy. Don't get me wrong, I like other influential sneakers such as Jordans, Reebok Classics and Adidas runners too, however my love for Air Max stems from growing up in Markham, Canada.

Growing up in my neighbourhood in the early 90's shoes were more than just something you wore on your feet, they determined who was cool and who was not. In my opinion, shoes are an extension of your body. They reveal how you feel about yourself, who you were associated with and your overall personality. Most importantly, the way you take care of them reveals your overall cleanliness as well.

From where I come from dirty sneakers was never something that was cool. Even as a young adolescent, I would run home after school and clean my sneakers with some hot water in a cup, laundry detergent and an old toothbrush. It was almost an obsession to have clean sneakers on and when they were clean everyone noticed.

As I grew older I grew sick of continuously cleaning them, and since I was working and had saved up some money I began to buy other pairs. This is wear the addiction started because the more pairs I bought the more I wanted. The more I have, the greater the possibility of attaining more. These are the next on my list, how about you?

To all my Air Max lovers I Salute You with 2009 newest joints...

Sean Salty Sax

Amie the Amazing

Hey Hey Hey... I think I have found another white snow bunny. Gotta love em'.

Any thoughts...

Sean Salty Sax