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Jay-Z's Most Inspirational Songs

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2009 is Over...Hello 2000 and 10

With all the maylay from 2009, the good times and the bad times. It makes me wonder what happened to one of the most influential years of all time ?

This year was significant for a number of reasons. First of all, it was a year of reflection and relaxation. It has also been a year of exhaustion and sickness.

I now accept the fact that 2009 is coming to a closure and that we are now approaching 2010 are you ready ? Is anyone ?

Let's really hope so dawmmit! This one is going to be different.

On a more random note does anyone remember these past events, fashions and trends of 2009.

1. Kim Kardashian

2. Tiger Woods Cheating on His Wife

3. Michael Jackson Passing

4. Lil Wayne going to jail for Gun Posession

5. Tight Jeans are in and they are in full effect

6. Obama Elected as President of the United States of America

7. Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

8. Kanye West interupts Taylor Swift acceptance speech and officially embarasses himself

9. Avatar is released and sets the tone for CGI movies

10. Two Grasshoppers gets 11,000 hits after 6 months of launching with no promotion.

Sean Combs Personality Guidelines

P’Diddy’s personality guidelines:

Have absolute faith in something higher than yourself i.e. a God or deity
Dress extravagantly
Do not rest, work as though you have abnormal stamina
In public act as though you’re the reason everyone else is there
Pay full attention to even the smallest details of every service or product you endorse
Inspire everyone around you when required
Display confidence by strutting like a king
Make time to party hard and enjoy yourself
Establish a network of contacts with potential and existing talent
Celebrate in style when you have achieved something great
A Diddy Quote; “Anything you put your mind to, anything you want to accomplish, you put your faith in God's hands you can do it.”


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So This Is Christmas ?

#12 – Christmas songs actually make you spend money :: From malls to street corners the tunes of the holidays remind us that we have gifts to buy in order to show our holiday spirit

#11 – Jack frost nipping at your everything :: Shopping in cold weather sucks, but so does Christmas in a warm climate (I’m in San Diego…it just doesn’t feel right.)

#10 – Starbucks is the most festive place on earth :: With 6 disgustingly festive drinks, 10 holiday mix/remix CD’s, and a plethora of decorations and themed mugs, its almost the perfect place to shop for loved ones (relax…I said almost!)

#9 – Christmas lights cannot be left up all year :: It would be so much easier if we could just turn them off and leave them up for the other 11 months, but noooo!

#8 – There is no Santa! :: When you’re an adult, wish lists are like holiday order forms. You might as well give me a gift card and save me the effort of returning the uh…”surprise” you bought for me on the 24th.

#7 – There are not enough weekends in December :: People have started to send out “save the date” emails in October… that’s just not right.

#6 – Jingle guilt, jingle guilt, jingle makes you pay :: The same sad looking little old men and women get posted by the salvation army every year to ring jingle bells that remind us that we are evil if we don’t put something in the big red bucket.

#5 – There’s no tradition of dressing slutty :: Ladies, you do it for Halloween, why not Christmas. I’d be very happy to unwrap a present with little more than a bow on it.

#4 – Egg Nog and Brandy :: Contrary to popular belief, this combination makes NO ONE happy. Not even grandma.

#3 – Hoe Hoe Hoe :: Because Christmas music has no shame and you get the Top 5 Christmas Rap Albums featuring “Christmas on Death Row”…really?

#2 – You get judged by the size of your package :: Good things come in small packages only works if its jewelry.

#1 – And the number one reason Christmas sucks (but we love it anyway)…because we have to wait 353.25 days to do it all again.

This article has been referenced from:

http://www.dtelepathy.com/blog/news-events/12-reasons-christmas-sucks-but-we-love-it-anyway/

Here's a playlist for you!

Amidst the talk about the white, the self proclaimed "Snowman" is also a motivational speaker, giving you some real talk and words of a true hustler.

1) "Hustlaz Ambition"

"Might not just be the best just know I plan to be I refuse to let suckers win but that's just the man in me look it could be the G in me these n***** ain't seein me unless they see me in traffic in somethin topless and drasticsI say I grind like there's 10 of me I swear to God there's just one of me look I know I ain't there yet Just know that I'm gonna be I could'nt wait to see the day I could change where my momma stay... I put the B.S. BEHIND ME... THERES TOO MUCH MONEY IN FRONT OF ME... "

2)"I Keep Tellin' Myself"

"Look him dead in his eyes told him n**** let's get it And the homie in the mirror said, 'n**** I'm wit it' You want it done right, you gotta do it yourself That's what I keep tellin' myself(I keep tellin' myself)I'ma keep it real til my very last breath That's what I keep tellin' myself(I keep tellin' myself)That's why I stay on my grind cause it's all about the wealthThat's what I keep tellin' myself(I keep tellin' myself)"

3) "Black Dreams"
"Say you want this money n**** so what da hell is stoppin ya.

Nothing in ya way, so what the hell is blockin ya Can't be worried bout dem haters homie got to shake them off of ya"

4) "Let's Get It / Sky's The Limit"
"The world is yours and everything in itit's out there get on your grind and get it "ay"Hands in the air, "sky's the limit n****" hands in the air"

5)"Thug motivation"
"If you can stack a grand you can stack Ten dawg By any means necessary, just win dawg You still staying with your momma what you kidding me You apart of a billion dollar industry Just think about it, you better do the math Quit playing with it pimpin, you better do the math Young n**** get content with a pair of Jordan’s Me I’m trying to stack my bread up like Jordan"

6)"The inspiration"
"They say your pass is your present and your present is your cash So I look forward to the future"

7) "Circulate"
"Sitting here staring at this empty safe Like what the f*** im gonna do with all this empty space Got me looking at my bills, like this aint my place You know i never stop the partyBut that aint my place And im never giving up, that aint my place If it was my case, Then i plee the 5th But the way im feeling now, might drink me a fifth"

8)"Soul Survivor"
"(Let's Get It) No nuts, no glory (no glory)My biography, you damn right, the true story (Yeah) Set the city on fire, and I didn't even try (try)Run these streets all day, I can sleep when I die "

9) "You know what it is"
"I sleep when I'm gone, yeah I'm tryna get to it It's like a Nike campagne the way ya' boy just do it Aye!, the paper keeps coming yeah, it flows like fluid Get a 50 pack and we run right through it"

10) "Say I"
"My nephew getting grown and starting to talk Now my mom's got sick and she can't walk No high school diploma But I know mathAin't write one song and she still want half Dead beat dad is what the media say Best father in the world is what my son will sayb Won't stop til you roll, that's what his mom's going to say But hey That's the type of game you play The media talk so bad about me The streets doing so bad without me Can't band the snowman This is thug motivation is just part of the program The first day of class and all you gotta do is stack cash to pass"

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Tips To Impress Your Boss and Avoid Being Laid Off

Tips & Warnings

Arrive to work a few minutes earlier than most employees.

Offer to do tasks that you were not hired to do.

Have a friendly, pleasant attitude regardless of issues at home.

Avoid lateness; call ahead if you are running late.

Never, ever say "that not my job."

Be aware of other employees pushing your emotional buttons.

Do you Have The Balls ?

Hey everyone,

Today is December 15th, 2009 and I am here to ask one question and one question only?

Do you have the balls ? Balls is metaphorically a word used for immense courage, many people expect to get results by being courageous, however are never courageous enough to actually make the changes necessary to get those results. So for the rest of the year I challenge all of our readers to accept the " balls out " technique and be courageous with us here at Two Grasshoppers.

1. Stand up to your parents
2. Stand up to your in-laws
3. Stand up to your boyfriend/girlfriend
4. Go out to a club by yourself
5. Go for a long walk in unfamiliar surroundings
6. Buy that item you always wanted
7. Talk to that special someone you always wanted to
8. Face the Truth and own up to your responsibilities
9. Raise your child once it is born instead of running like a chicken with their head cut off
10. Try eating different foods from different cultures
11. Sky dive
12. Simply do anything that scares you
13. Listen to Ja-Rule (Yeah I said it)
14. Watch all 5 movies of Saw
15. Go for a walk at night


Simply do anything that scares you or makes you feel uncomfortable. There is nothing to be afraid of except fear itself. Always remember you create this fear and no one else. I know you can overcome your fears if you want to. You just have to be willing to face those fears.

Where is it ?...The G-Spot Stupid....

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So Your Just Gonna Act now huh ?

I am tired of many things in life, however I am particularly tired of fake people and their fake ass attitudes.

Let's start with this one.

1) Women let's keep it 100 % real. If you do not like someone or in particular something about a person. Why not confront them about it and give them your honest opinion. I hate women who demand honesty from you and can't even be honest with themselves let alone another friend, family member or stranger. If you don't like someone let them know and if you are brave enough let them know why.

2) Men lets keep it 100 % real. If your boy is doing back flips, cartwheels, spins and loop di loops for his average looking girlfriend who is a pain in the ass, tell them. He is better off knowing that she is annoying, controlling, manipulative, has low self-esteem and frustrating from you. If you consider yourself a real friend you need to keep this in mind before you are so quick to judge others without letting them know why they are making themselves look like an idiot.

3) What is up with everyone being afraid to turn off their cellphones now a days. Its like they feel they are abandaning their family,friends and the entire outside world. I am going to be honest, I could not care less if my phone rings or does not ring. I was cool with going to places to see my friends or family anyway. Put the dawm phone down, get in your car or jump on the bus and physically have a conversation with someone. Makes me think ? What did we all do before cell phones were affordable ?

4) Communication is key. If you do not know how to effectively communicate with someone about who they are or who you REALLY are for that matter, there is a problem. Too many people act like they want to know the truth and when you give it to them start to a) cry b) get upset c) feel attacked d) never speak to you again e) play it off f) call you rude. Listen the truth is only for the brave and if you want the truth you have to be prepared to get it.

5) Be yourself. There is nothing worse than someone acting like someone who they admire or who they think they should be. I mean it is great to have role models and people you aspire to be like, but at the end of the day there is only one you. I hate to see people walking around acting like someone they know they are not and then pretending like they don't care about anything or anyone else has to say when in reality you know they do. Women are so guilty of the " I don't want to look like a whore" excuse that they actually suppress their sexual urges which end up coming out anyway. I really don't understand it myself but it just felt that I should put it out their.

All MY Independent Ladies!!!

Hey It's Me again the Salty One....Mr.Sean Salty Sax.....

I have decided to post this for all my Independent Women out their who have their own living space, own car and make their own money. I like to see a women who has her own and uses more than what God gave her to make it through life's good times and bad times. However, what these Independent women do not tell you is that although they are paying for these things on their own and making their own way in life, their credit is ass backwards and they do not have enough money to take you on a date. I love the fact that women of today are so independent and confident in themselves that in some social circles you may hear the following comments being blurted out....

" I don't need a man to make me happy!"

" That guy is so broke, he couldn't even pay for my dinner, the movie after and the gas to get us there. Plus it was our two week anniversary and since I bought him a gift, he did not offer to buy me anything. "

" I need a man who has a real job"

and blah blah blah blah blah the list goes on.

Well ladies, I am here to speak about some of these concepts, wants, demands, requests, prayers, wishes, threats and suggestions with this article " All My Independent Ladies" .

It is the year 2009 and women of today can afford their own material items. Gone are the days where men pay for their tuition fees, car insurance, clothes, transportation costs, cell phone, credit card bills and any other Western "needs" that the mainstream media has brainwashed them with thinking they need. "We can get it on our own Y'all!!"

Gone are the days where women need you to pay for the movie and dinner and maybe, just maybe they will give you some pussy if they think you deserve it. Gone are the days where, you pay for her hair and nails to get done. Gone are the days where you change the oil on her car and take her to get her windows tinted on her car, plus pay for the tint job because you know why? She is an independent woman.

If that is the cause all you independent women I challenge you in reversing the gender roles and paying for everything on your own ( Yes that does include Daddy's money also he is a male, too sorry!!! No money from Daddy on the low either)

The funniest thing about this entire concept which may be foreign or even offensive to some of you women out there is that they do not let anyone know that their parents pay for half of if not all of their material goods and/or finance all of their independent ventures. I have decided to add a significant example, that alot of women aspire to be like or look up to for her business mind and musical talent.

Beyonce LOL! Yeah I said it B-E-Y-O-N-C-E...

Her Dad was her manager and now her Husband Shawn Carter a.k.a Jay-Z is her manager, independent my ass. She is as independent as long as she keeps making her dad and Jay-Z money. Check Mate~


That is all for now....the blogger you love to hate. Mr. Sean Salty Sax.

Canada's Top 10 Jobs for 2010

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Canada's 10 hottest jobs: skilled trades, pharmacist, finance, dental hygienist and more
Find out the trades and professions that are most in demand, PLUS websites to get you started on your new job search.

By Yuki Hayashi


From the skilled trades to college professor, check out our list of top 10 hot jobs and discover the positions that are in demand across Canada. If you're stuck in a part-time job and want a real career, are deciding what to study, or are even considering a change in work, read on! These trades and professions are booming, so if you have the training and aptitude for one of these gigs, you can expect good money, a relative amount of job security and the knowledge that companies are vying to hire you (you hot commodity, you!). And remember, the average worker changes careers -- not jobs, but careers -- three to seven times. So don't be afraid to take the plunge into something new.

1. Financial manager
Demand for money managers is increasing as the private and government sectors are looking for whizzes who know the complexities of financial management.

What to expect: An unemployment rate half that of the Canadian average.

Tip: If you have knowledge of foreign finance or are fluent in a foreign language, consider yourself doubly attractive -- and pack your bags for a potentially jet-set international career.

Getting started: Visit the international Financial Management Association's website at fma.org.

2. Skilled tradesperson
If you don't want an office job, but do want a salary that pays above the national average, this is the sector for you. Unfortunately (or fortunately for you, depending on how you look at it), the skilled trades have suffered stigmatization for a generation. As a result, a shortage of tradespeople is looming in the service (chefs, horticulturalists), construction (electricians, carpenters, plumbers), transportation (aviation technicians, automotive service technicians) and manufacturing (industrial mechanics, tool and die makers) sectors.

Tip: In the next two decades, 40 per cent of new jobs are supposed to be in the skilled trades and technologies.

Getting started: Visit careersintrades.ca for information on training (including paid apprenticeships).

3. College or vocational school teacher
The boom in skilled trades means there's also a need for instructors at community colleges, Quebec's CEGEPs, technical institutes and other vocational schools.

What to expect: The number of job openings exceeds the number of candidates, especially with retirements expected over the years to come, plus increased government funding.

Tip: If your discipline is new technology or the skilled trades, your prospects are particularly good.

Getting Started: Go to Service Canada's website, jobfutures.ca, for more info.

4. Dentist or dental hygienist
Dentistry is a field you can really sink your teeth into, whether you've got the stamina to stick it out through three years of undergrad university studies plus four to five years of dentistry school or want to get working in this field sooner by becoming a dental hygienist.To obtain a diploma in dental hygiene, you can attend a private educational institution for a minimum of 16 months, or a 2 year program at a community college, or at the University of Manitoba and Dalhousie University. Also, dental hygiene degree programs are offered at the University of British Columbia and the University of Alberta. For more information on how to become a hygienist in your province, check out the Canadian Dental Hygienists Association's website.

What to expect: There are currently more job openings than there are qualified people to fill them, in both positions.

Tip: the industry will continue to grow as Canada's aging population requires more care, more Canadians enjoy dental coverage, and the booming demand for adult cosmetic dentistry continues (thank you, Hollywood!).

Getting started: The Canadian Dental Association's website has lots of info on the profession.

5. Computer and information systems managers
The 2001 slowdown in the computer industry didn't put a dent in this field. Wage growth is still better than average, as are actual wages (almost double the national average), while the unemployment rate is well below the national average.

Looking ahead: Overall, our reliance on computers at home and at work will continue to grow, meaning job security and continuous opportunities for training and growth.

Fun tip: Single gals, there are more men than women in this field, so industry conferences practically guarantee your BlackBerry will be full of new e-mail addresses of eligible bachelors.

Getting started: If you have experience as a programmer and a bachelor's degree in computer science or a related, field, you're in the running. Visit the government's CanLearn website for more info.

6. University professor
The Ivory Tower is also experiencing increased government spending on education and research, coupled with workplace demand for a highly trained and educated workforce.

What to expect: With below-average unemployment and above-average wages, plus a wave of retirements on the horizon, prospects are strong.

Getting started: Unless you've already got a Ph.D. in the closet, go online to research the post-grad university degree programs you'll need to embark upon if your heart is set on being a university professor.

7. Human resource specialist or manager
Demand for human resources specialists and managers is increasing and expected to stay strong, as companies place greater emphasis than ever before on human resources issues such as recruitment, training, employee relations and retention.

What to expect: There are more job openings than job seekers in this field, so prospects are great. Just like you always thought, being a people person does pay off.

Getting started: HR.com has lots of industry information with a North American perspective. Visit the sites of business schools for MBA programs with a special focus on human resource management.

8. Pharmacist
A growing and aging population means more prescriptions needing to be filled. From hospital pharmacists to your friendly local pharmacist, there's greater demand for them than there are qualified grads or trained immigrants to fill the positions.

What to expect: Good pay, and many pharmacists are self-employed -- they own the pharmacies they work in.

Getting started: You must attend pharmacy school at a Canadian university and hold a Bachelor of Science degree. Check out the Canadian Pharmacists Association website at pharmacists.ca for info.

9. Registered nurse
Canada's aging population means this sector's a dynamic place to be. A combination of factors will ensure a wealth of opportunity for nurses with college or university nursing degrees.

Looking ahead: You'll be in high demand: there are more jobs than registered nurses due to retirement, enrollment in nursing programs is declining and there's a strong need for nurses internationally.

Tip: It's a great job if you love the idea of working in the U.S. or farther abroad, as well-paid international opportunities abound.

Getting started: Check out the Canadian Nurses Association website at cna-nurses.ca.

10. Retail manager
OK, OK, we all remember doing a McJob. But as the retail sector continues to grow, consumer spending is holding strong, and because there are more openings than there are job seekers in this field, finding employment is still relatively easy.

What to expect: If you're not hung up on high wages (managerial positions pay only slightly above the national average) but like flexible hours and love helping people, and you have transferable skills but perhaps no post-secondary education, this is the field for you.

Bonus: Expect great employee discounts.

Getting started: Apply to stores you think you might like working at, stressing your team skills, practical computer skills and passion for retail.

And if you don't know, now you know !!

If you are in a public bathroom and need to take a shit (or pee if your a lady) then remember to:

Wipe the seat off with some toilet paper first and foremost.
Take another piece and lay it on the toilet seat until the seat is completely covered.
Once the seat is completely covered then sit on the toilet papered covered seat and proceed.

You will be surprised at the amount of people who just sit down on the toilet seat and do their business, not knowing all the germs, residue and STD's await them on that same toilet seat. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

This one is for the men out there.

How many of you walk into a bathroom (without washing your hands) go to the urinal and proceed to piss.

Here is the first mistake. With all the germs, money and items your hands touch in a day the last thing you should touch after this is your dick. Remember to wash your hands before you touch your dick and after you use the bathroom. It just makes sense? Why be ignorant all your life?

That is all.

Women Cheat Too!!!

This article was researched and posted for all of those women who profess how all men are cheaters and that they always break women's hearts with their cheating ways. I have also wrote this article for the men who are either too in love or too into themselves to realize that there girl is taking wood like Home Depot, somewhere else. I have attached the common signs listed below so please gentlemen take heed. This article has been created by: article by: Ken Marlborough and this has been cited from http://hubpages.com/hub/CheaterGirl

1) Your Gut Sends You Signals
Does your gut tell you something's wrong?
The very first indicator is your intuition or your instinct. You know when you get that gut feeling that something just isn't right?

Trust it!

Even though you may not have any other signs of a cheating partner, your gut is generally incredibly accurate -- unless, of course, you have trust issues to begin with.

I think we're raised to believe in logic. But our intuitions overrule logic, so if you getting signals from your intuition, DON'T try to shut them out, thinking it's 'only in your head'.

It's probably not.

2) She Changes her Appearance
Did she change something major about the way she looks?
If you notice a sudden change in your girlfriend's appearance, like new or sexier clothes, a drastically different hair style, or a sudden preoccupation with her weight...

... this is one of the huge signs your girlfriend is cheating.

Women know that the best way to get a man's attention is by LOOKING attractive. Obvious, right.

So why would she suddenly change her appearance?

You got it! There may be another guy in the picture.

3) She Talks About Another Guy
Does she talk endlessly about another guy with admiration?
If you have a sister, you may have noticed when and how she talks about a certain guy, who she obviously has a crush on.

She tells you little stories about things he does or gives you small details about his life.

Well, if your girlfriend is suddenly discussing some guy she works with or met in this same way, this could be an indicator your girlfriends cheating -- or more accurately, it probably hasn't gotten that far.

She's just infatuated.

But if she suddenly STOPS talking about him or bringing him into conversations, this is one of the signs your girlfriend is cheating.

4) Physical Contact or Sex Decreases
Does she seem uninterested in sex with you?
This one should be obvious. Remember, if a woman isn't sleeping with you, in all likelihood, she's sleeping with someone else.

So if a woman rejects your advances or moves away from you when you initiate physical contact, this is one of the major signs of a cheating girlfriend.

Especially if this begins happening regularily without an obvious reason and it is also very different than how things were eariler in the relationship.

So if she's distant and you're getting that gut feeling that something isn't right, there's a good chance your girlfriends cheating.

5) She Gives You Too Many Details
Does she give you detailed explanations of her affairs?
If your girlfriend suddenly starts giving you detailed explanations of what she did last night or where she was, this is another of the signs your girlfriend is cheating.

Sure, women can talk a lot. But doesn't a complete narrative of what she did seem a little strange? Especially if it's out of her character.

Perhps this will sound odd, but...

It may be that she's feeling guilty and trying to prove she WASN'T cheating -- even though you haven't and didn't even expect it.

But if your girlfriend is trying to cover for herself without you even giving her a reason, she probably has one.

6) Unexpected Gifts or Favors
Is she suddenly being extra nice when she wasn't before?
Most women who cheat do feel guilty about it.

So another of these signs your girlfriend is cheating on you is if she starts doing extra special things for you.

Things she didn't do before.

If your girlfriend surprises you unexpectedly by buying you things or doing little favors for you, she may be feeling guilty about what she's done or is doing.

And she's being extra nice to make herself feel better about it.

7) Mutual Friends Act Strange
Do your mutual friends seem to behave oddly around you?
Most friends don't want to get caught in the crossfire, so even if they know your girlfriends cheating, they won't say anything.

Good friends will, even though they know it may make the situation uncomfortable for them.

But most will act weird around you. You'll pick up an uneasiness when they're around you and you may catch a few 'knowing' eye contact exchanges between them.

So if you're getting a weird vibe from friends, this may be another of the signs of a cheater partner.

8) Things Just Don’t Add Up
Did you find out later she lied about something?
Finally, things just don't make sense or add up when thinking back.

Perhaps your girlfriend said she was going somewhere, but later you find out she wasn't even there. Or much later, she mentions she was somewhere she 'shouldn't' have been without her thinking about what she's saying.

And it just doesn't click probably.

This is another of the signs of a cheating girlfriend.

Again, trust your gut. And though we're taught not trust these unseen 'powers', your intuition is probably the most reliable thing you can use.

Trust it!

It's the most reliable of the signs your girlfriend is cheating.

Have Some Self-Respect

Hey its that time again for one of our favourite segments titled.

"Have some self respect!!!"

Fellas, have you ever been with a female who would do anything you tell them to and I mean anything?

Ladies, have you ever been with a male who followed your every move and continuously wanted to know where you were?

I have thought of these situations over and over again and have decided to come to a conclusion.....

"Have Some Self- Respect"

Webster's dictionary describes "Self-Respect" as the proper esteem or regard for the dignity of one's character.

Does this ring a bell? If not you definitely need to be slapped awake.

Ladies, please be honest with yourself and stop dressing so scandilous if you do not want men to be grabbing, hollering, yelling or barking at you.

Fellas, please do not stalk, grab, bark,whistle, yell or do any other neanderthal related actions towards women it is a turn off and you are setting our gender back 20 years by doing this, not to mention making these average looking girls feel like movie stars.

Can we all just be ourselves and have some self-respect?

10 Reasons to Drink More Water

Get Healthy Skin

Flush Toxins

Reduce Your Risk Of Heart Attack

Cushion And Lube Your Joints And Muscles

Get Energized And Be Alert

Stay Regular

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Get Well

Are you a stupid female?

During many conversation with a good friend of mine, we have both came to the realization that there are a lot of stupid females out there who may not be too bright in the mental department. Let me further explain for those of you who may be new and not know what characteristics these dumb females possessl.

First of all these dumb females do the following:

1. Repeatedly ask the same questions over and over again
2. Repeatedly do the same idiotic things and when you confront them they don't know why your upset
3. Are too laid back
4. Are more concerned with issues that will not advance their careers or their personal upliftment
5. Watch ignorant shows and wonder why you think they are ignorant
6. Excessively talk on the phone
7. Are stubborn even though the advice you give them is for their own benefit
8. Are always the one being screwed over in a relationship, and never seem to understand why
9. Say dumb things and then ask you if that was dumb
10. Make you wanna slap them whenever you hear them or even see them
11. Do not know how to drive
12. Have poor money management skills
13. Are followers in every sense of the word
14. Surround themselves with a network of failures, flunkies and dweebs
15. Spend most of their time concerned with what you are doing and not on what they should be doing
16. GREAT IN BED

Are you a stupid female ? If you are offended by reading this and you feel this is about you chances are you or someone close to you qualifies.

5 Ways to Stop Being Late!

1. Schedule the event into your calendar. I discovered I had enough on my schedule to last 48 hours a day. It would have been impossible for me to be on time for anything.

2. Practice saying what you need to say. Here’s a great thing to say: “Excuse me, I hate to cut you off, but I have an appointment.” It is hard to cut someone off, but they will respect you for sticking to a schedule.

3. Be a time pessimist. Assume everything will take a little longer than your first estimate.

4. Prioritize. Face the reality that you cannot get your whole list done. Figure out what’s most important and just get that done.

5. Be honest with yourself. Often, we are scared to make the decisions that we must make in order to get control over our time and become someone who runs on schedule. But there is no other way to run a life. To run on schedule is to plan the life you want to live and execute that plan.

Top 10: Sexiest Halloween Costumes

Okay in light of Halloween around the corner. I am going to take the liberty of putting it out there.

Top 10 Sexiest Woman Halloween Costumes

1. Naughty Nurse Costume
2. French Maid Costume
3. School Girl Costume
4. Sexy Secretary / Office Girl Costume
5. Sexy Cheerleader Costume
6. Devil Costume
7. Airline Stewardess Costume
8. Police Woman Costume
9. Marilyn Monroe Costume
10. Little Red Riding Hood Costume

The difference between Proactive and Reactive!

What does the word proactive mean?

serving to prepare for, intervene in, or control an expected occurrence or situation.

full of enthusiasm

Let's use other words ?

Synonyms:

aggressive, anxious, ardent, banzai, can-do,dedicated, eager, energetic, enthused,enthusiastic, excited, extremely enthusiastic,fanatical, fired up, fired up, intense, keyed up,lively, passionate, proactive, spirited, take-charge, zealous

Why is being pro⋅ac⋅tive important in life?

Being proactive in life creates opportunities where there would not be opportunities before.

Being proactive creates value in your work which will put you in another category when it comes to a valuable employee/ student/ manager etc.

Being proactive will increase not only your productivity, your efficiency and overall effectiveness but your self-esteem as well.

What does the word reactive mean?

thoughts or behavior based on sensitive emotions.

full of sensitivity

Full of impressionable

Synonyms:

acute, cognizant, conscious, delicate, easily affected, emotionable, emotional, feeling, fine, high-strung, hung up, hypersensitive, impressible, irritable, keen, knowing, nervous, oversensitive, perceiving, perceptive,precarious, precise, psychic, reactive, receptive, responsive, seeing, sensatory, sensile, sensorial, sensory, sentient, supersensitive, susceptible, tense, ticklish,touchy, touchy feely, tricky, tuned in, turned on to, umbrageous, understanding, unstable, wired

Being reactive in life forces you to be on the defensive and limits your opportunities based on the fact that you have not created opportunities to develop. You are simply being told what to do.

Most people are reactive in nature. They wait to be told what to do and then follow through based on what the norm is at that specific time.

Being reactive will not increase your productivity, your efficiency or your overall effectiveness, in most situations it will keep it the same or even decrease your productivity over time.

Therefore, being proactive is always a characteristic that is worth developing and improving as time goes on.