10. "Yo, yo, yo baby. How about some fries to go with
that shake?"
9. "Yo baby, I know you're feet must be tired. Cause you've
been running through my mind allll day. Come here!!
8. Girl: "Maybe you should try talking to me like a human
being. OK? Got it?"
Will: "Actually baby, you got it, but I take donations."
7. "Hurry up and write your number down before I don't
want it no more."
6. Cindy asks will if she can be his date for the Halloween
party they're both going to. Will responds "Baby forget
tonight. Let's block out the next fifty years."
5. "Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just
to get in your family."
4. "Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and
grow a whole field of y'all!"
3. "Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me; so, I just want to
put you on notice that I noticed you too....I might
consider letting you be with me."
2. "I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah,
that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!"
1. Will comments on a girl in a bathing suit, "Girl, I got to
to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God'
wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of
'Unghm!"
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