Have you ever met a shape shifter?

A what?!!

A shape shifter, mystique ... chameleon.

I have. There's this girl I met a while back, that every time I see her, she looks different. Some days, she looks sexier than a naked Halle Berry giving a sponge bath to Eva Mendez, other days, she looks like the left over bath water. (I'm kidding ... not that bad).

More like that episode of Seinfeld when he's dating that girl that only looks good in the coffee shop. I wonder why that is.

Is it her? Or is it really me?

I can't be the only person who has ever experienced this.