Akward Halloween Costumes

Does anyone find this funny or is it just me?

An In Depth Look at Why Women Cheat

I found this really interesting article on BOSSIP outlining the reasons why women cheat. The article outlines a really interesting point that I've never understood - when men cheat, we as women overlook it but when a woman cheats, it can never be forgiven. The answers to this question that I've heard have always related to the physical - having someone else pentrate the woman that you're with. This article identifies another reason; the fact that women are emotional beings and if we cheat, it's about more than just the physical. All in all, I'm old school and I don't agree with cheating on any level. Click on the link for in depth answers to why wome cheat. BOSSIP

10 Signs Your Co-Worker is Flirting with You

If your woman's intuition has ever told you that your male co-worker is flirting with you, these signs with confirm that gut feeling.

1. He casually touches you (nudges you, etc.)

2. Smiles suggestively

3. Teases you

4. Makes up nicknames for you

5. Offers to help you with work

6. Constistently compliments you on how you look

7. Stares at you from a distance

8. Asks if you're "involved" with anyone

9. Another co-worker jokes about him flirting with you

10. He passes by or runs into you throughout your daily schedule

The Latest And Greatest Pick Up Lines

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock-

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I wish you were my homework, so I could do you on the table.

And Yes for the beer drinkers-

You're so Hot, you're making my beer warm.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk passed you again.

Is that the sun coming up- or is that just you lighting up my world?

Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year- together- and laughing?

And one of my favorites-

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

H1N1 Vaccine

This is a topic that I believe everyone should be educated on, considering that we are all in contact with public facilities and socially interact with various individuals on a daily basis. The H1N1 flu (subtype of the influenza A virus) has been now been classified as a global pandemic. This creates the importance of making sure that we are all knowledgable about what exactly this virus is. With this virus, only a mild number of symptoms are experienced by its victims. There are small subsets of patients, even among young persons previously healthy, in which the patient rapidly develops severe pneumonia, typically 3 to 5 days after initial onset of symptoms. Deterioration can be very rapid, with many patients progressing to respiratory failure within 24 hours, requiring intensive care and ventilation support. And there is a somewhat different pattern in which a child, including a child who is generally quite healthy, seems to be recovering and then relapses with high fever. This can be a secondary infection of bacterial pneumonia, which needs treatment with antibiotics. Like other influenza viruses, novel H1N1 influenza is spread by coughing, sneezing, or touching contaminated surfaces and then touching the nose or mouth. Symptoms, which last up to a week, are similar to those of seasonal flu, and can include fever, sneezing, sore throat, cough, headache, and muscle or joint pains. To avoid spreading the infection, the CDC recommended that those with symptoms stay home from school, work, and crowded settings.

The Vaccination for the H1n1 Virus is now available. If you haven't given any thought as to whether you might get the vaccine, here is a list of individuals who at highest risk to the flu:

- people with chronic medical conditions under the age of 65

- pregnant women

- children six months of age to under five years of age

- people living in remote or isolated communities

- health care workers

- household contacts and caregivers of individuals who are at high risk

- all those with weakened immune systems (asmtha, diabetes, obesity, heart disease)

The Art of Driving in the Rain

Have you ever noticed that when it rains no one seems to know how to drive? Why is that? This morning I was driving to work and it took me 15 minutes from my destination, when it usually only takes me 7. I could understand pouring rain but it was drizzling and misty. The drivers around me felt it was necessary to drive 30 km/h in a 50 zone and you could see the hesitation backed up onto the main roads as people patiently waited to make left and right turns. Or you have the stupid drivers that like to slam on their brakes at yellow lights or drive in other peoples blind spots. Haven't you ever heard of being "too cautious"? What I seem to notice is that no matter how careful you try to be while it's drizzling outside, someone always seems to get themselves in an accident. So, instead of trying to drive carefully, try driving smart. Here are

a few tips for the road when it's wet outside:

- Break earlier and with less force

- Defog your windows

- Turn on your headlights: it helps other drivers to see you

- Don't use cruise control: your car might accelerate if you hyrdoplane

Funny Reasons to Get Married

From the man's perspective:

Sex
personal slave
key locator
wallet locator
food preparation
lunch packer
child nurturer
phone dialer
family birthday reminder
schedule coordinator


From the woman's perspective


stability
love
Body guard
Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
Lawn boy
Car Mechanic
ATM
Someone to confide in
Taste Tester for your cooking
Body Warmer

Why I love West Indian Women

1. Great in Bed

2. Great Cooks

3. Dress Well

4. Open Minded

5. Great Dancers

6. Stern With Children

7. Culturally Rich

8. Strong Morals

9. Educated

10. Resourceful (some atleast)

Honourable Mention: Bobbe J Thompson

If you've seen the movie Role Models, you're obviously familiar with the quick witted character of Ronnie played by 13 year old Bobbe J Thompson. This kid catches my eye for obvious reasons. I like to refer to him as the modern day Webster with balls. He started his acting career at the age of 5 and has appeared in movies such as My Baby's Daddy, Idelwild and Fred Claus. If you still don't know who I'm talking about, check out the clip. You won't be disappointed.

Gossip Guy?

I think the modern man, gossips more than the woman.

Actually no wait, what we men do is not gossiping, it's more shit talking, bragging, boasting and trading war stories.

Woman gossip, questioning what someone at work was wearing, how her date stayed in the corner all night at the party, why would she cut her hair like that, the colour of her nails, the curvature of her eyebrows and on and on and on.

While the men I know are not quite that bad, yet, they do tend to have similar conversations: poking fun at their muscle bound friend who buys XS shirts, questioning the manhood of their friend who lets their girlfriend walk all over them, making fun of the mohawk hair style that one follower friend just had to get, questioning if any friend that has recently started going to the gym is on steroids or discussing peoples relationships starting with "If I were him, I'd...".

Now that I think about it, I wonder if this is in fact a problem of gossip or passing on information or more so one of JEALOUSY.

Actually no I don't wonder, I know that it is. The world or more so the city we live in, its one of people not being happy for you, what you have? are doing? Instead, questioning why you have what you have? or how you got where you are? how you got with that girl? did you really get with that girl? why you have more money than I? why you dress so fly?

I say be happy with who you are, instead of being jealous of someone else, let what you see in them be motivation if you want to attain or achieve the same success or material gains. As you move through life remember that if you think that you'd rather be someone else, realize that if you were to change places with someone, know that you would no longer have your problems TRUE, but you would then have their problems.

This holiday seasons film recommendation: Trading Places (w/ Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd).
While it's a comedy there is a lot to be learned from the events that transpire in the movie.

Racism still exists ... believe it.

Mother's, a popular night club in Chicago, appears to be reinstating Jim Crow laws as they recently barred entry to six African-American patrons. The six students were part of a senior class trip of 200 students from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri and had made plans to visit the establishment. Upon trying to entering the venue, the Black students were denied entry and were told it was because their pants were too baggy.
Not believing the hype, a white student switched pants with one of his classmates and tried the entry process again. Lo and behold, the white student was still allowed in while the Black student was left outside.
The students have filed complaints with the Chicago Human Rights Commission, the Illinois Attorney General and the U.S. Department of Justice.
The management of Mother's has stated that there is an internal investigation but racism was not the cause. Their concern was reportedly safety issues.
Yeah right.

Article courtesy of hiphopwired.com

Suspect

Do you have friends who look like this?

Have you ever met someone who makes you think he is straight?

I am not too sure about this fellow right here he makes me nervous?

For all the crazy things he does throughout his musical career he does not have the gull to be wearing Michael Jackson outfits and

throwing temper tantrums like a five year old brat.

This week's suspect award goes to Kanye West. C'mon Son.... really.

This Just In...

“Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras."

10 Reasons to Drink More Water

Get Healthy Skin

Flush Toxins

Reduce Your Risk Of Heart Attack

Cushion And Lube Your Joints And Muscles

Get Energized And Be Alert

Stay Regular

Reduce Your Risk Of Disease And Infection

Regulate Your Body Temperature

Burn More Fat And Build More Muscle

Get Well

Are you a LOUD talker?

Do you know what really grinds my gears....Loud talkers people who feel that everyone needs to hear their entire conversation or entire life story. I am always amazed at how the other person they are talking to or shall I say yelling at doesn't tell them to lower their voice or speak lower.

I used to date a loud talker and would always have to remind her to speak softer. She would apologetically say "Sorry and speak quieter for me" . That's all it takes people simply telling someone to speak quieter and they lower their tone of voice.

Unless you are in bed being pounded like an old punching bag, I shouldn't have to hear you yelling about how good the movie was on the weekend or why your boyfriend doesn't wanna go see Sound of Music next weekend.

Makes me wanna hit them with the old " AHHHHHHHHH Shaaaaaaadddddddddaaaaaaapppppppp"

Seemed to work for me when I was younger.

Makeup.

I'm not a fan.

I love when you're at the grocery store and you see a girl looking at the magazines at the checkout in disgust at what celebrities look like without their makeup on. I wonder if they think they look any different without theirs.

I've always had a deep dark fear of being involved with someone, loving how they look at night, going to bed and waking up in the morning and not recognizing the persons naked face.

Makeup like ... blue cheese, has a name that accurately describes the object it represents. Blue cheese is old cheese that has "blue" fungus growing on it. Makeup, allows you to makeup a face for the day, or mask for the evening. That's what I don't like.

Be who you are, don't hide behind makeup. How can I think you're beautiful or fall in love with you if you keep changing everyday? Chameleon.

I haven't even mentioned the fact that it gets on my clothes when I hug you, my pillow when you lay in my bed, it makes you look ugly when you cry, shiney when you take pictures and like a mannequin when piled on.

If I could ... I would order me a natural girl, real hair, real face, real blemishes, true skin tone, real breasts, real lips, real rear end and an even realler personality.

At the end of the night, everyones make up comes off.

Bathroom Etiquette

Lesson #2 - Talking on the phone while in the washroom should never happen! If you think about it logically for a moment, what conversation are you having that is so important and immediate that you can't get off the phone for the 1-10mins it will take you to do your business?Stories of people dropping their phone in the toilet is a result of karma, for all the people they subjected to hearing them tinkling or plunk, before finally being subjected to the flush.

Are you a stupid female?

During many conversation with a good friend of mine, we have both came to the realization that there are a lot of stupid females out there who may not be too bright in the mental department. Let me further explain for those of you who may be new and not know what characteristics these dumb females possessl.

First of all these dumb females do the following:

1. Repeatedly ask the same questions over and over again
2. Repeatedly do the same idiotic things and when you confront them they don't know why your upset
3. Are too laid back
4. Are more concerned with issues that will not advance their careers or their personal upliftment
5. Watch ignorant shows and wonder why you think they are ignorant
6. Excessively talk on the phone
7. Are stubborn even though the advice you give them is for their own benefit
8. Are always the one being screwed over in a relationship, and never seem to understand why
9. Say dumb things and then ask you if that was dumb
10. Make you wanna slap them whenever you hear them or even see them
11. Do not know how to drive
12. Have poor money management skills
13. Are followers in every sense of the word
14. Surround themselves with a network of failures, flunkies and dweebs
15. Spend most of their time concerned with what you are doing and not on what they should be doing
16. GREAT IN BED

Are you a stupid female ? If you are offended by reading this and you feel this is about you chances are you or someone close to you qualifies.

Sprite Anyone?

What's with all the emails???

If you work in an office you can likely relate to this phenomenon.

People send emails about any and everything ... I'm really curious as to what happened prior to email in the workplace.

-Were there constant announcements over the office PA system like in elementary school?

-Did they have meetings and huddles any time there was cake in the break room or someone left their lights on, or there was a bake sale in the cafeteria?

-Was there an office messenger boy who went from department to department carrying messages like old yellar or the town crier?

I am genuinely curious about this.

The interesting thing is that, the messages you receive are not of a time sensitive nature, nor are they all that important or pertinent to you as an employee or individual.

This is why, when I come back from vacation to a sea of emails, instead of diving in and sifting through the rubble, I simple hold down the delete button until there's nothing left.

Don't even get me started on voicemail!