Tuesday, November 3, 2009

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!!


This has got to be one of my most favourite random phrases of all time. I equate this phrase with things that are random or akwardly take place throughout our day to day activities.

1. You get caught staring at your bestfriends girls chest and they both catch you looking
2. You fall asleep at work and your boss wakes you up
3. Your girlfriend catches you cheating on her with her sister
4. You get into an accident with a cop looking back at a female on the road
5. You get accidentally pee on yourself during a washroom break during your first date
6. Your parents catch you high or drunk coming home from a party
7. You trip down the stairs at work in front of your entire department
8. Your boss calls you out for flirting with his wife during a staff party
9. Your friends ugly relative can't stop flirting with you and persistently wants to talk to you
10. Your wife's mother secretly hits on you and she makes a blatant pass on you

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