Friday, May 15, 2009

What Not To Do On Your First Date





For all our younger viewers who are in the dating game here are some interesting tips as to what not to do on your first date:

1. Yell at your date for being late
2. Trip over objects on the ground
3. Eat food and then continue the date with food in your teeth
4. Talk to your date with bad breath ( make sure you maintain fresh breath)
5. Don't be too aggressive when it comes to closing the date with sex
6. Get pulled over by the police for driving too fast (take your time)
7. Talking on your phone for the entire date
8. Bring your date home late, if she lives at home (chances are her parents won't let her out for a second date)
9. Try to kiss your date without them giving you the indicating signs (you'll know when)
10. Make sure your nose is clean (being properly groomed is a bonus)


These are some common sense tips, hopefully you already know this or if not working towards improving your tactics.

Regards,

Mr. Salty Sax

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