Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Bad Posture Vs Good Posture


Have you ever noticed people with Bad posture? I know I have.

Some people are actually bent over forward looking like they are being pulled down by gravity

or sitting down looking like you can roll a ball down from the back of there neck to the hump

on their back. I am almost close to call them a camel. LOL!

Now I have to admit that I don't have the best posture in the world, but I do try to keep my back

straight and my chest out.

So here comes the challenge for all those people out there who are probably reading this

thinking that " good posture does not make a difference". However, it does make a difference

not only can you breathe better, have more balance, but you will not have back pains or be

subject to tripping over your own feet.

So for one day I challenge you all to try this out. Walk with good posture, sit with good

posture...hell even have sex with good posture it helps....


Monday, September 28, 2009

Ass and Thigh Workouts: Ladiessssss!!!!!!

The New Generation a.k.a The Lost Generation




This weekend a close relative was gunned down by a cowardly person who is still at large. I sat there in awe, anger and disappointment as I thought about all the possible reasons this situation happened and could have been avoided. I look at this situation as something that should not of happened and something that all of us can learn from.

In the golden years 96-2001 We used to party and have a great time. The music was better, the women were sexier and the men knew how to act when it came to partying. If there was a fight, it was usually taken outside where the situation was quickly handled and the party kept on going.

I miss those days... My generation is anyone from 1980 to 1983 we grew up care free, wild and with only one concern making money and laying some really good pipe in some of Toronto's most beautiful women.

Nowaday's the new generation 1985-and onwards are lost in the sauce. They are too busy twittering, facebooking, blackberry messaging and doing any other non-productive internet related bullshit to recognize that they are moving further and further away from human social interaction. What's next virtual sex?

I don't know I am confused I guess. All I can say is that I ask any or everyone who is reading this to pray for our youth. They are a lot more angry, confused, lost and desensitized to the things they see, read or listen to. They are a generation of followers with not too many leaders in their social networks and if they do have leaders they are usually the type that leads in a negative way.

I come from a generation of generosity, loyalty, education, responsibility and most of all smart criminals, one of the things I can not understand or tolerate is a dumb criminal.

The problem is there are too many kids trying to be something they are not and when this happens you are usually going to get your ass kicked, shot, stabbed or publicly humiliated.

My advice to you would be to straighten up and fly right.

Go to school, read a book or learn a trade. Enough with this foolery.

With all that being said....


Let's all take this moment to pray for our young.

101 Reasons to Go To Brazil




101 Reasons To Go To Brazil

#1. Carnival - A world-renowned celebration in Rio which takes place 40 before Easter. Carnival in Rio, Brazil's world-renowned celebration, takes place 40 days before Easter. Rio is considered by many to be the carnival capital of the world!

#2.
Copacabana Beach World famous beach that attracts millions of tourists every year. In 2005, Lenny Kravitz performed there in front of 300,000 people.

#3.
Cariocas (Define Carioca) The women of Rio de Janeiro are called ‘Cariocas’. They are known for being very friendly and hospitable to visitors.

#4.
More Women then Men The ratio of women to men are higher then in most other countries in the world. Especially in Rio, where it is believed there are 100 women for every 86 men.

#5.
Great surfing Beaches In Rio you have the Arpoador beach at the north end of Ipanema beach, and it’s great for surfing. Brazil has many great beaches for surfing such as Florianopolis in the state of Santa Catarina and the island of Fernando de Noronha, located off the northeast coast of Recife.

#6.
Brazilian Bikini Babes millions of young Brazilian women love to sport bikinis---and with warm weather all year long, trust me you won’t miss seeing them in winter coats.

#7.
Median age in the late 20’s According to www.indexmundi.com, the median age in Brazil as of 2008 is 29. This is much lower then most Western European countries (late 30’s), United States (late 30’s) and Japan (40). This means more younger sexy ladies!

#8.
Fitness Culture: most women are thin or fit It only takes one trip to Rio, Sao Paolo, Recife or any other Brazilian city to realize that in Brazilian culture the women---and men have a keen interest to stay in shape. Thousands of young ladies work out on the beaches every day.

#9.
Small percentage of obesity in Brazil Because of a culture of fitness and health conciseness, most Brazilian women are in good shape and are not obese. Brazil doesn’t have an obesity crisis like the United States, Australia, England and some other Western European countries. How can a young Brazilian woman where a bikini if she is obese? I guess the bikini craze keeps the pressure on them!

#10.
Brazilian women love foreign men! If you are North American, German, British, Australian, Japanese---or from any other Western European country, then Brazilian women will love you. They have a thing for foreign guys---most Brazilian women are fed up with Brazilian guy’s reputation of ‘players’---but can you blame these guys? With such nice ratios of women to men and numerous hot young ladies to go around, it’s very easy to fall to temptation!

#11.
Great place to learn Portuguese If you want to practice some Portuguese, then this is a great place to start. Be sure to practice some basic phrases before you come! You will have plenty of women to practice with trust me.

#12.
Brazilian women are fun to be with Most Brazilian women are very fun and know how to have a good time. In there culture it’s all about the carnival and having a good time, dancing and just living life to the fullest

#13.
Brazilian women are friendly and hospitable In comparison to American and some Western European countries, the women in Brazil are much friendlier and approachable. You can easily make new friends with young sexy Brazilian girls---just by being sincere, and they will make you feel at home very quickly.

#14.
Great food Brazilian food is very good. Be sure to go to a ‘churrascaria’ while your down there. The ‘Frango Asado’ is a good dish, it’s barbecue chicken with rice and fries. Very good.

#15.
Ipanema Beach The other great beach in Rio besides Copacabana. Ipanema Beach is also one of the safest areas in Rio, giving you yet another reason to stay here. Plenty of young ladies to check out.

#16.
Great weather all year round The average weather in Brazil fluctuates around 70’s to 80’s degrees all year long. For example, the average annual temperature in Rio De Janeiro is 73.5.

#17.
Help Disco Almost half of the girls you will meet here are working girls. Either way, it’s a great way to warm up with the local ladies.

#18.
Club Six in Rio - A very popular nightclub in the Ipenema section of Rio. A great place to have some drinks while enjoying all kinds of music, including dance music, hip-hop, etc. Plenty of women to talk to.

#19.
World famous Topless beaches Copacabana and Ipanema have great nude beaches. Don’t forget the sunglasses!

#20.
Lots of single attractive women who are not committed Unlike many other countries, Brazil is full of attractive single women who are not committed. Many are having a hard time finding a normal, down to Earth guy who isn’t married.

#21.
Friendly Brazilian culture In Brazil it is culturally accepted to treat everyone, especially foreigners---with great hospitality. A smile and a friendly greeting is very common from strangers. Not like in NYC!

#22.
Variety of women from mullata to blonds You can find all kinds of women in Brazil. To date, there are roughly 11,714,000 people in the Rio De Janeiro metropolitan area. Out of these, 53.6% are white, 33.6% are brown, 12.3% are black, and .5% are Asian or Amerindian. This means you have plenty of different shades of women to choose from!

#23.
Great soccer games If you like soccer, then you will be in the right place. There are many soccer games to go to.

#24.
The Maracana Stadium The most famous soccer stadium in Brazil. It’s located in Rio and the local clubs Flamengo and Botafogo play here.

#25.
Open sexual culture Unlike women from many other countries, in Brazil sex is embraced openly---it’s considered the national pastime!

#26.
Brazilian women enjoy sex and are very sensual Great news guys! In Brazil sex is not used as a bargaining chip by the local women like in other countries. In Brazil sex is used to make love!

#27.
Stable Government, Stable political climate The Brazilian government is experiencing a period of political stability. President Lula Da Silva has won the faith of the people and it’s showing.

#28.
Improving economic situation - Compared to other Latin American countries, Brazil is experiencing a period of unprecedented economic growth and investment.

#29.
One of the easiest places on Earth to find an attractive girlfriend It’s the most populated Christian country in the world that has a higher female to male ratio---China, India and USA have a higher male to female ratio! Indonesia is an Islamic country.

#30.
Pay for play is always an option, especially in Rio There are many popular places in Rio where you can find plenty of young hot working girls. Help Disco is one of them.

#31.
Hot Brazilian girls will flirt with you Hot Brazilian girls, from working girls, university students, professional ladies, to traditional ladies, they all flirt with you!

#32.
No game needed, the sexy Brazilian girls will do all of the seducing They have no choice. Remember, in Brazil there are more women then men. This means the women have to compete over the fewer guys---like you!

#33.
Beach soccer A great way to work out and have fun also. Many women play soccer also, making it even more enjoyable.

#34.
Brazilian thongs and bundhas World Famous “Dental Floss” thongs, very popular and very sexy. You won’t find these in NYC, Dublin or London! Have fun!

#35.
The Euro, Pound and Dollar are stronger then the Real (the Brazilian currency)Your currency is stronger. This means while in Brazil most local goods will be much cheaper for you. Especially the Euro and Pound, you guys will live like Kings!

#36.
Brazilian culture is one of the most open minded in all of the Americas and the World - Due to a history of mass cultural absorption by Portuguese, Indigenous, African, Japanese, German, Italian, Spanish and many other ethnicities, Brazilian culture has evolved into a very diverse, ‘everyone get along’ culture.

#37.
Brazilian women love to dance The local ladies are known for having a great time, especially on the dance floor. This is one reason they stay in such great shape.

#38.
The exotic culture, women, and feel - Brazil is being discovered as the world’s most exciting destination and the local Brazilian people are vibrant and the nightlife is simply extraordinary.

#39.
The drums in Pelourinho - Salvador has some of the best nightlife in Brazil. Pelourinho explodes with music and people and activity search harder and on any given night in Pelourinho you could probably uncover scores of groups playing. Many of these concerts are free.

#40.
The tan - Beach life is considered a normal part of Brazilian culture and a major attraction for tourists and foreign investors.

#41.
New Years party on the beach Rio de Janeiro has the largest new year’s celebration worldwide---well over 3 million people every year go to Copacabana.

#42.
The Caipirinha's Brazil’s most famous cocktail drink---so popular that even in Miami and NYC people enjoy it. It is delicious and potent!

#43.
The view from Corcovado - Corcovado (Christ the redeemer) is one of the best-known landmarks in Rio and it is definitely the best view in Brazil. Recommended for one of the seven wonders of the world, you can see all of Rio beneath you.

#44.
Sugar loaf mountain around 600 million years ago mother nature's formed a natural wonder, called Pao de Acucar or Sugar Loaf. Today it’s one of the most recognized and sought after tourist attractions in Rio.

#45.
Botafogo Bay (Rio) - Botafogo is a beautiful beachfront neighborhood (bairro) in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Botafogo's beach is within Guanabara Bay and it’s also home to two of the city's largest shopping centers, Botafogo Praia Shopping and RioSul.

#46.
The malls filled with beautiful Brazilian ladies Botafogo Praia Shopping Mall and RioSul Shopping Mall are just two of the many malls filled with beautiful young ladies in Rio. This is a great place to get a few emails and make a few dates!

#47.
Ipanema Beach - Ipanema is a neighborhood located on the southern region of the city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, near Copacabana beach. It is a sunbather’s paradise filled with thousands of young beautiful women wearing Dental Floss bikinis. Ipanema is also regarded as one of the safest districts in Rio.

#48.
Bello Horizonte (means "beautiful horizon" in Portuguese) - The capital of Minas Gerais state, located in the southeastern region of Brazil and with a population of 5.3 million it also has the third largest metropolitan area in the country. The city offers interesting leisure areas and it’s known for a traditional characteristic: regional hospitality.

#49.
Bahia - one of the 26 states of Brazil located in the northeastern part of the country on the Atlantic coast. It is also the fourth most populous Brazilian state after São Paulo, Minas Gerais. It is also one of the most important states in terms of history and culture. Bahia's capital is the city of Salvador (São Salvador da Bahia de Todos os Santos). Salvador is known for having world class beaches for surfing.

#50.
Minas Gerais - one of the 26 states of Brazil and also the second most populous with 19,522,000 people. The capital is the city of Belo Horizonte. In Tourist attractions are Monte Verde and the national parks of Ibitipoca and Aiuruoca. You also have the Sete Lagoas, Cordisburgo and Lagoa Santa, and waterfalls which attract many tourists.

#51.
Recife - the fifth largest Metropolitan area in Brazil with a population of 3,646,204. The capital of the state is the city of Pernambuco. It is also known as the Brazilian Venice thanks primarily to its resemblance with the European city. Recife is considered one of Brazil's cultural capitals.

#52.
Fortaleza - Fortaleza is the state capital of Ceará, located in northeastern Brazil, and has a population of over 3.4 million (in the metropolitan region). Nightlife in Fortaleza is filled with energy and excitement, local nightclubs and discos open every day of the week.

#53.
Florianopolis (nicknamed Floripa) - The capital city of Santa Catarina State in southern Brazil. It is composed of one main island, the Island of Santa Catarina. It has a population of 406,564 while the metropolitan area has an estimated population of 821,552. The city has 42 pristine beaches and is a center of surfing activity, considered by many Brazilians as one of "the best places to live in Brazil." As a result Florianopolis is growing as a second home destination for North Americans and Europeans.

#54.
Porto Alegre (Joyous Port in Portuguese) - The 10th largest city in Brazil and also the capital city of the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul. The city is one of the most important cultural, political and economic centers of Southern Brazil. It is also considered to have one of the highest standard of living in all cities of the country.

#55.
Curitiba The capital city of the Brazilian state of Parana, with a population of 1.8 million---it also has the fourth best GDP ranking in all Brazil. As most of Southern Brazil's population, Curitiba is mostly inhabited by Brazilians of European descent. The city has the largest population and also the largest economy in Southern Brazil.

#56.
Trancoso - A small town in the municipality of Porto Seguro in the state of Bahia, Brazil, it’s the perfect sunny getaway---a place to slow down and relax. There are many great beaches---one of the most popular by visitors and locals is Coconuts Beach.

#57.
Osklen Swimming trunks Here is your opportunity to sport some of the most popular Brazilian swimwear for men---and check out the ladies in bikini! This is not New York guys! In this environment everyone shows 80% of there skin every day!

#58.
Sao Paolo - The capital of the state of São Paulo, Brazil, this city is also the largest in the country and the most populated city in all South America (10,886,518 people). Located in the South East of the country, Sao Paolo is also the richest city of Brazil. Again, like Rio, there are unlimited number of blondes, brunettes, mullattas, etc.

#59.
Futsal The indoor version of soccer, 'Futsal is very popular in Brazil. Futsal is played with a smaller ball and places more emphasis on improvisation, creativity and technique. It’s a great way to stay in shape.

#60.
World cup champion soccer Brazil is the world cup’s most successive national team, having won the prestigious tournament a record 5 times. Brazil is also the only country to have participated in every World Cup tournament.

#61.
Porto Seguro- A municipality in Southeastern Bahia, a North Eastern Brazil state and one of the oldest settlements in the country. Many Brazilians believe it is in Porto Seguro where Pedro Álvares Cabral, (a Portuguese discoverer) first set foot on Brazil on April 22, 1500. An interesting note: A significant number of Bahian women have married Italian and Swiss men---and the trend continues to grow

#62.
Investing- Apart from life's pleasures, Brazil is also a great country to invest in. The Brazilian economy and importantly the rates of interest and currency are recognized as stable and supportive for foreign investment. The country is also experiencing unprecedented growth.

#63.
Outdoor culture unlike many other countries where people tend to spend a lot of time indoors, in Brazil people tend to spend more time outdoors, usually with beach related activities such as surfing, swimming, beach soccer, or just working out. This means there are plenty of sexy women outdoors!

#64.
Brahma Beer a very popular Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. It’s very sensual and a great way to relax in the sun.

#65.
Daily Flights to USA and Europe More then 5 million people visit Brazil every year. There are numerous flights from USA---Europe is literally connecting with Brazil, particularly via Fortaleza with direct flights from Germany, Netherlands , Spain , Norway and others.

#66.
Great scenery and diversity One nice word to describe Brazil is diversity: a mix of cultures, food, music, dance, drinks, art, crafts, architecture and love of the sea.

#67.
The nature Covering 3.8 million hectares (9.4 million acres), Tumucumaque Mountains National Park is the world's largest tropical reserve - the same size as Belgium and about 500,000 hectares (1.23 million acres) larger than the state of Rio de Janeiro. Nature untouched!.

#68.
The Amazon Rain Forest - Brazil has the largest forest in the world in the Amazon Basin which houses 20% of the worlds living species and have 14% of the worlds renewable fresh water. Another interesting note: more than one third of all species in the world live in the Amazon Rainforest

#69.
The Amazon River - The largest river in the world by volume, with a total river flow greater than the next top ten largest rivers flowing into the ocean combined. It also has the largest drainage basin in the world, accounts for approximately 1/5 of the world's total river flow. The Amazon river has over 3,000 recognized species of fish and that number is still growing. Some estimates go as high as 5,000.

#70.
Beautiful waterfalls - Brazil is much more than beautiful beaches: a trip to the southern state of Paraná reveals one of the countries most popular tourist destinations. This is a beautiful waterfall named Cataratas do Iguaçu located in the town of Foz do Iguaçu,

#71.
Lots of international food (from previous migrants and communities) - The cuisine of Brazil is very diverse and varies greatly by region. This diversity reflects the country's mix of native Amerindians, Portuguese, Africans, Italians, Spaniards, Germans, Poles, Syrians, Lebanese and Japanese among others. There is great variety and great food!

#72.
Lapa (Small bar/club zone in Rio, close to club Six) - The Lapa street parties are among the best of Rio nightlife and there are bars open all week as the crowds gather from around 11 am until 5 in the morning. Hundreds even thousands of sexy ladies mill up and down the street, drinking beer at street bars and just going with the flow.

#73.
Brazilian coffee - Brazil is the world's largest coffee producer. Santos Brazils is the most traditional Brazil coffee, and the kind most likely to be seen in specialty store. Be sure to try some when your down there!

#74.
Salvador - a city on the northeast coast of Brazil and the capital of the Northeastern Brazilian state of Bahia. Salvador is also known as Brazil's capital of joy due to its countless popular outdoor parties, including its famous street carnivals. The first colonial capital of Brazil, the city is also one of the oldest in the country and in the New World.

#75.
Manaus - a city in the northern part of Brazil and capital of Amazonas State, it is an important centre for ecological tourism. Located on the Rio Negro near its confluence with the Amazon River it is the chief port and a hub for the region's extensive river system. It is also a common point of departure for tourists visiting the Amazon region.

#76.
Belem - the second biggest city of Amazonia, in the northern part of Brazil. It is the capital of the state of Pará, part of the greater Amazon River system. It is the entrance gate to the Amazon region and together with Manaus the most important city in the north of Brazil.

#77.
Goiânia - The capital and the largest city in the state of Goiás, it’s also the largest city in the Central-Western Region of Brazil. With a population of nearly 1.25 million Goiânia is the twelfth largest city in Brazil.

#78.
Pao De Queijo (Cheese Bread - a famous bread from the state of Minas Gerais) - A typical Brazilian snack which is made of manioc flour and cheese--- served hot. Very delicious and very popular sidekick for coffee.

#79.
Cachaca This Brazilian sugarcane liquor has become the second most popular drink in Brazil---after beer. Cachaca is distilled in such a way that the scent of sugar cane and inimitable flavor typical of rum are retained---making an enjoyable drink!

#80.
Brasilia - The capital of Brazil which borders the states of Goiás and Minas Gerais. The city and the district are located in the Central-West region of the country and has a population of about 2,455,903 making it the fourth largest city in Brazil. It is also listed as a World Heritage Site by UNESCO.

#81.
Praia do Pinho First official nude beach in Brazil’s history located in the southern state of Santa Catarina. Praia do Pinho beach in Brazil is a naturists dream. It is one of very few nude beaches in the world where it is legally required to be nude!

#82.
Scuba Diving There are more then beaches in Brazil. Arraial do Cabo Marine Reserve is considered the best scuba diving on the southern coast of Brazil---it’s located just 2 hours by car from Rio de Janeiro. The splendid waters of Arraial do Cabo are teeming with marine life - turtles, sea horses, moray eels, colorful coral and some exotic tropical fish like the famous Holacanthus Ciliaris). For around 200$ you can take a tour that includes Scuba equipment, bilingual guide, boat operation and a 10 hour duration.

#83.
Fishing - Peacock bass fishing in Northern Brazil (Manaus) is as good as it gets! The peacock bass is legendary in its explosive top-water strikes and bullish runs. In a class of its own, the peacock bass is one of the hardest hitting and most aggressive sport-fish---plentiful in the Amazon. The Amazon offers fishers a haven of fish life that makes fishing as fun and exciting.

#84.
Trekking- One of the most traditional backpacking trails in Brazil, a 36 kilometer (22 miles) crossing linking the two Brazilian imperial towns of Petrópolis and Teresópolis. The crossing takes 2 to 4 days, hiking through valleys, ridges and mountaintops where Atlantic rainforest vegetation is exuberant and pristine. It’s located just 100 km off Rio.

#85.
Rafting - Hold on tight and experience a great adrenaline rush: rafting down the wild rapids of the Paraibuna River! The Paraibuna is located in Três Rios city, 2 hours from Rio de Janeiro by car. The Paraibuna is also a full 20 km (14 miles) of level 3 and 4 rapids so bring a change of clothes! For around 100$ you can enjoy up to three hours of great adventure!

#86.
Amazonia National Park This massive park covers almost 40% of Brazil's landmass including seven of Brazil's 27 states. Every year thousands of visitors come here to witness the splendour of this magnificent natural wonder. You can go bird watching here. A journey into the Amazon rainforest can be an experience of a lifetime!

#87.
Iguassua Falls The waterfalls of the Iguazu River located on the border of the Brazilian state of Paraná and the Argentine province of Misiones. The falls divide the river into the upper and lower Iguazu. It’s a great once in a life time opportunity!

#88.
Brazil’s Oil Boom Last year a huge offshore oil discovery in Brazil could raise the countries oil reserves by a whopping 40 percent and boost this country into the ranks of the world's major exporters. The future of Brazil looks bright indeed.

#88.
Great ecosystems - many of Brazil’s plants and animals are found no where else on Earth.

#89.
Brazilian women are generally very friendly the best part of Brazil is how friendly the women are. The great weather, nice beaches, growing economy, it’s all great, but without the sexy friendly women---it’s all in vain!

#90.
The nice hips and bottoms Hourglass figures are very common in Brazil. How many women do you see where you live that have a nice .7 waist to hip ratio? If it’s not 80% of all the women, then you need to come to Brazil!

#91.
Proximity to other great destinations for men Brazil borders many great countries for meeting women, such as: Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Colombia, Peru, Bolivia and Venezuela!

#91.
Language close to Spanish If you learn Brazilian Portuguese, then learning Spanish will not be so difficult. These two languages are cousins, so learning either one will only make it much easier to learn both!

#92.
Brazil is considered the world leader in production of Ethanol based fule Brazilian Ethanol is made from sugar cane, which is cheaper then gasoline and is much less harmful to the environment and the world.

#93.
Brazilian currency weaker then U.S. Dollar, Euro, Pound, Yen and Australian DollarGet more bang for your buck. In Brazil you will find much cheaper prices then you would in the United States, Western Europe, Japan, U.K. and Australia!

#94.
Brazil has the eighth largest economy in the world Their are alot of potentials for investment in Brazil. Many people are realizing that Brazil has great resources and is a major player in the world economy.

#95.
Political Stability Brazil hasn't had a major conflict as some of it's neighbors have had. It is politically stable, and is a leader in Latin America, such as the recent crisis between Colombia and Venzuela, Brazil's government led the peace and helped keep Latin America in a period of stability.

#96.
Brazil is self sufficient in Oil! Due to the leadership in Ethanol on a global scale, Brazil today produces enough oil/ethanol to run its own economy.

#97.
Brazil is not a Hurricane risk Unlike other countries such as Cuba, United States (Gulf Coast Area), Honduras and Guatemala,Brazil does not experience Hurricane risks.

#98.
Cost of living very low compared to USA and Western Europe You can live like a King in Brazil. In some places of Brazil, you can live with 30% of what it would cost you in Western Europe, USA, Japan, UK, Canada, Australia and other wealthier countries.

#99.
Real Estate in Brazil is Booming! Don't wait til it's too late. Now is the time to invest in Brazil!

#100.
Brazil is believed to be a leader in the future Many leading world economists and politicans believe that Brazil has the potential to become a world leader along with China, India and Russia.

#101.
All the young Brazilian ladies that are waiting for you! That's the icing on the cake! Remember, in Brazil there are more +women then -men = great news for you!


DJ QUIK & KURUPT-BACK TO LIFE

Nas: If I ruled the world

Friday, September 25, 2009

We have decided to take a break!

We at the Two Grasshoppers have decided to take a break this weekend. We have been going strong for four months now and need a sanity break.

Stay Tuned....

The 50th Law: Fear Nothing...Plain and Simple

Simply Irresistable: Skin Tight Dresses






As I scower through the racks of your average women's clothing store, I can't seem to help but notice a trend. This trend is the abundance of form hugging dresses on the racks. I guess you can tell from this article alone that I am a fan. Who can resist a woman in a form hugging ensemble? It shows that you exert confidence because you are comfortable with showing off your curves; not to mention the fact that men just find out simply irresistable. I'd personally like to thank the group En Vogue and entertainers such as Jodi Watley who made this form of dress popular in the 80's.

Have You Ever.....

Have you ever been....

  1. Been caught having sex in an a public place?
  2. Been caught taking a leak in a public place?
  3. Been caught smoking by your parents?
  4. Been caught stealing?
  5. Been beaten up ?
  6. Been caught speeding by the police?
  7. Been caught somewhere you weren't supposed to be?
  8. Been caught eating your girlfriend's father's dinner?
  9. Been caught making out with your girlfriend by her parents?

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Best Male R 'N'B Group of the 90's

9 Best 90s R&B Guy Groups

by Junebug18

Junebug counts down his favorite 90s R&B guy groups. To check out some of the best songs by these R&B guy groups.


1. Tony! Toni! Tone!

  • Probably the greatest complete collective from that era (1987-2009). They did it ALL from all angles (uptempo hits, ballad hits, awards, critically acclaimed LP's, musicianship, songwriting, production etc.) without falling off. Also the ONLY R&B artist I know (not just in that era, but EVER!) that have got better and better each time they dropped an album.

  • 2. Jodeci

    Arguably greatest influences in modern R&B 1990's to present. Their impact is still going strong (JE, Next, Dru Hill, Avant, Usher, etc. you name it). Mostly self contained and are arguably the kings of ballads by an R&B group from that era. One of the strongest harmonies and have left biggest footprint left in so little time. Also huge among the more urban hip-hop crowd, or in my terms, the most hood love from any other group 87-today.

  • 3. Mint Condition

    Easily the best R&B "band" from that era. Musically they play it all from a professional level (R&B, Funk, Alt, Latin etc.) and also the most self-contained and creative band from that era. Also had the best subject matter than other groups from the same era. Most longevity (1991-present...tied with Boyz II Men) and best LIVE group out of the bunch. Also each member plays a role, vocally AND instrumentally.

  • 4. Silk

    Most soulful harmony out of all groups. Great catalogue of albums. Limited subject matter, but they were one of the best at what they did. Also had great production on all albums and a killer lead singer (Lil G) who is probably the best lead singer of all the groups. One of the best male singing groups of the last 20 years.

  • 5. Boyz II Men

    Most successful group, most hits, most sales, and best harmony. Revolutionized R&B and brought back an old school feeling of a traditional motown harmony. History makers and helped R&B gain a more wide spread audience than before. The most recognizable and memorable male r&b group of the NJS era-present and tied with Mint Condition with the most longevity.

  • 6. Dru Hill

    Good soul collective that had a good harmony great lyrics and success in such little time. Probably the best group of the 2nd half of the 90's and easily were at the forefront of "male R&B group" of that same period. IMO, the last really good R&B to come out into the game.

  • 7. Intro

    Vastly underrated group. Has limited success but made a superior quality debut album. Even got a co-sign from Stevie Wonder which really says a lot. Good lead singer, alright back up singers. Too bad they never were able to follow up their 2nd album which was good, but a successfully a dud.

  • 8. After 7

    Great vocal group. Great balladeers. Memorable uptempo and ballads hits in the NJS era alone. Stellar songwriting/production (from Babyface of course). Didn't really go outside the box and evolve, but hey if it ain't broke, don't fix it right? Easily one of the better adult contemporary R&B male groups of the era.

  • 9. Guy

    The blueprint to new jack swing. Without them (mainly), there's no "Motownphilly", "Feels Good", "Poison", "Don't Be Cruel", "If It Isn't Love" etc. Basically no new jack swing without them (well, mainly Teddy..), which was a huge pivotal point in R&B history. Their 1st album should be in your collection, if you don't already have it. A top 3, (if not, THEE top) R&B album that defines new jack swing. They also had killer production, vocals, uptempo jams and a strong lead singer.


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Open letter to all men!!!

If you have the opportunity to do it... do it

If you have the opportunity to chill... chill, relax, rest.

If you have the opportunity to work hard... work hard.

If you are upset about something... say it, don't hold it in

If she wants you to spend time with her ALL THE TIME....tell her to relax.

Don't let women walk all over you....however, compromise with them.

THAT IS ALL....

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Obviously, we have to talk about the MTV awards.

Everyone is talking about the obvious.
So obviously we're not going to talk about it.
But obviously it's something that everyone wants to talk about.
So why shouldn't we talk about it to.
Because neither we nor they, would even know what we're talking about.
So let's just stop talking about it!
Mr. West ... hold your head, take your time to mourn and cope with you loss.
The industry will always be here and the media is definitely not going anywhere.

Ps. Jay-Z has really grown up ... the old Jay might have drop kicked the little troll that wandered on stage during his performance.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Will you be my boyfriend???

I can't help but feel bad as I slither out of yet another "situation", I call it that because it's not a relationship. This is the fun, learning, getting to know someone, honeymoon, sometimes awkward stage between first meeting someone and becoming a "couple" or moving on. That inevitably meets a cross roads at some point.

I've often questioned why woman always needed to know "where we stood?" or "what we were?" or "what I wanted from them?", "where this was going?" and many other questions of that nature that seem irrelevant to me. Why irrelevant, because neither of us are psychic or able to see into the future to predict where this relationship will go and I'm sure that if we both want it to grow or to be more than what it is now, it will be. Have PATIENCE!

It's interesting how a few words can change things so drastically for better or for worst.

Until I meet Mrs Right, I guess I will continue to be a "heart breaker" or "ladykiller" ... not intentionally or with any mal intent or negative feelings, but because in life we all have to do what is best for us, and more than that we are all self-fish because no matter how hard we try we can only see the world through our own eyes. I would rather end this budding relationship if i don't see a future or realize we want different things, then to waste each others time or lead you on to believe that we are going to be something that we're not.

So in short ... no I won't be your boyfriend "just because". Sure we can chill, hang out, have fun and go on dates. Will I be honest with you and let you know this is how I feel? OF COURSE. Will I lie to you or lead you on, NO. Will I make you cry, maybe, but NO, not intentionally anyways.

Top 10 Reasons Woman want a "Boyfriend"
  1. they are comforted by the feeling of commitment
  2. they like saying "my boyfriend did this" or "my boyfriend is that"
  3. because it's better than saying "my bed buddy"
  4. long for the security of having someone to count on
  5. gives them something to do or look forward to
  6. enjoy the challenge or project of changing him
  7. because all of their friends have boyfriends
  8. they can stop taking care of themselves (physically)
  9. the hunt is over, they can relax
  10. being single suggests there is "something wrong with them"

Why Women Cheat


While writing up the last article "Why Men Cheat" I came up with this one as well. Sorry ladies I could not leave you out either!!!!

Men pay close attention because if your not careful it could happen to you.....

1.they're boyfriends or husbands neglect them and leave room for someone else to make them feel special!!
2. they're not being satisfied
3. they men they are with are closed minded
4. Boredom and lack excitement
5. They have been cheated repeatedly
6. They're boyfriends are too controlling
7. Immature
8. Jealousy
9. They lack self-control and self-respect
10. They find someone else who makes them feel appreciated

Why Men Cheat!!


Over the years I have met, spoken, kissed, hugged, stroked, touched, pleasured, pounded and entertained many women. Some were friends, some were confidants, some fuck friends, some were classmates, some were school mates, some were girlfriends, some were wanting to be girlfriends and on and on and on....

Unfortunately or fortunately (depending on how you look at it) I always seemed to find myself in situations where these females eventually "wanted to know what they are to me?" or my favorite " where is this going?" which often left me disgusted, confused and annoyed with not only them, but myself. It was like I was on a never ending cycle of breaking hearts, letdowns and watching beautiful women cry in an ugly way. It took me years of ruining many women's lives to realize that just because females are predictable enough to manipulate into sexual situations and positions did not give me the right to take advantage of them and abuse their trust like I did. I have been cheated on before and it hurt me real, real bad (well more so my pride).

As time went on, I became disgusted with not only my behavior, but the overall concept of what a female considered a "Girlfriend". I mean let's be serious. What is a girlfriend anyway. Isn't it a female friend to begin with?

Webster's Dictionary defines that word as: a frequent or favorite female companion.

So with that in mind, if a man has two or three frequent or favorite female companion is that wrong?

A lot of women would say Yes....and the real one's would say No it just depends on the situation.
I really don't understand... I guess what I was doing was wrong because these females of favorite female companions did not know about one another and if they did would immediately make me choose. Which is why I decided lie, cheat and manipulate in and out of them so smoothly.

Looking back on my past fast life, I realized the error in my ways and have decided to live a transparent, honest and loyal life. Gone are the days of chasing females and looking for a new mate in my bed. No more late night creeps, no more lying to women and definitely no more double headers ( sex with one girl in the afternoon and another in the evening)

With all that being said, I honestly think that most men cheat simply because women are in abundance and if you had the choice of choosing two beautiful women that most men would marry right now today. Why not have them both. I mean if you are lucky enough for both of them to love you and treat you like a king, who in their right mind would give that up (unless they make you choose)

Moreover, many females are bitter towards this ideology and seem to be upset when their boyfriends cheat on them. They then adopt the male perspective and get greazy having as much sex as possible with as many guys as possible. This is completely understandable, however what these females fail to realize is that these men are liable to get you pregnant and their is nothing worse than a lazy baby daddy.

To all my women out there who love to date black men...... If you are dating a black male you have to understand the history behind them. African men culturally had more than one wife and many concubines. When we were stolen from Africa in the late 1700's-1800's and displaced all over the world we kept that mentality and still live by that free-spirited mentality today, regardless of what society or the media has to say about us.

Not every black man cheats and not every cheating man is a black one. But put it this way, we sure as hell know how to get women and women love us for some reason... so you make the decision. For all my filipinas, white girls, West Indians and latino's you know what I am talking about.

So to wrap up this never ending blog I will now post the Top 10 Reasons why men cheat:

  1. Because we can
  2. Men Love Women
  3. Fear of Commitment
  4. Lack of Honesty
  5. Lack of Discipline
  6. Lack of Self-Esteem and Self Respect
  7. Immaturity
  8. Men are insecure
  9. Jealousy
  10. Lack of Self-Control