Shit, Shave and Shower.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by the two grasshoppers, reminding you to shit, shave and shower before heading out on the town for the night.

Shit! because no one likes the discomfort of clenched butt cheeks while sitting down to dinner on a first date or trying to jam to that hot new song without the freedom to really get down.

Shave! because nothing matches a fresh outfit better than a fresher lineup or clean shaven babyface. (Ladies, I say shave but whatever you prefer, clean is the ultimate goal.)

Shower! c'mon this one needs no explanation. My mum used to say "not to put icing on gingerbread" meaning don't put deodorant or cologne on a dirty body. Let your clothes breathe and enjoy being out of the closet for the night.

SO again before you hit the town:

1. clean your bowel
2. groom your face or nether regions ... or both
3. clean your body

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by two grasshoppers.