Monday, September 14, 2009

Balls Out Strategy!!!

Balls Out is a term we at the Two Grasshoppers which can be defined as being courageous, blunt or awkwardly bold with your style of dress, attitude or state of mind. It means being very brave and assertive when everyone else is too scared or fearful of being totally honest or outgoing.

Over the years, I have befriended a few individuals who use this strategy to the fullest in situations where everyone else is completly docile and passive. I will now take the time to give you a few examples of how to employ this mind state and use it to your advantage throughout your daily life.

  1. If Someone's breath stinks tell them... BALLS OUT!!
  2. If someone has food in their teeth tell them....BALLS OUT!!!
  3. If your girlfriends parent's do not like you for any reason talk to them about it...BALLS OUT!!!
  4. If you can't get along with your parents MOVE OUT....BALLS OUT!!!!
  5. If you get your girlfriend pregnant, don't run be a man and take care of your responsibilities...BALLS OUT!
  6. If you get laid off from your job, don't panic and find another one immediately...BALLS OUT!
  7. If you hate your job..simple quit it and find another one...BALLS OUT!!!!
I hope everyone get's the point. I wrote this in between breaks at work.. Remember when life through's you lemon's....collect them and throw them at people you can't stand....

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