He can't even jump to a conclusion.
The shadow of his belly weighs 100 pounds.
When he goes into a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says "okay!"
His driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
When he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts.
When she steps on a talking weigh-scale, it says "one at a time, please"
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
People jog around her for exercise!
When she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol
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