Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Funny Reasons to Get Married



From the man's perspective:

Sex
personal slave
key locator
wallet locator
food preparation
lunch packer
child nurturer
phone dialer
family birthday reminder
schedule coordinator


From the woman's perspective


stability
love
Body guard
Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
Lawn boy
Car Mechanic
ATM
Someone to confide in
Taste Tester for your cooking
Body Warmer

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