Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Latest And Greatest Pick Up Lines

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock-

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

I wish you were my homework, so I could do you on the table.

And Yes for the beer drinkers-

You're so Hot, you're making my beer warm.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk passed you again.

Is that the sun coming up- or is that just you lighting up my world?

Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year- together- and laughing?

And one of my favorites-

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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